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[Intro]  
Cm7            B                Eb              B
Cm             Badd9     B      Eb     Eb/Db    B    Bb
[Verse 1]
Cm7Tommy stutters comically when he says a lot of things, 
BMommy does the shopping, Daddy's digging through the laundry bins, 
EbHe likes to try on mommy's things
BWith his hair up in her bobby pinsB  Ebm/Bb  
Abm9The neighbours very neighbourly
EbmOccasionally taking peeks at his niece while she takes a pee
Fm7I heard the plumbers found a finger when they
Bbfixed the basement leakBdim  
[Chorus 1]
 Cm7So pick up the Bphone. Fix up your Eblawn 
Turn the TV Bon. There's nothing Cmwrong
Middle AmericBadd9a,      BI love youEb  Eb/Db  B  Bb  
[Verse 2]
Cm7Old Mister Wilkinson killed a man
Drunk from the Bbar
Hit him with the front of his car
Drug Ebhim so far, 
There was nothing but parts, 
For Bhundreds of yardsB  Ebm/Bb  
Those Abm9thick damn power lines, 
Will drive you ouEbmt your mind
Edna sits in the Fm7shower sometimes, 
For hours and cries, 
WhenBbever she forgets to tell Howard goodbyeBdim  
[Chorus 2]
 Cm7So pick up the Bphone. Fix up your Eblawn 
Turn the TV Bon. There's nothing Cmwrong
Middle AmericBadd9a,      BI love youEb  Eb/Db  B  Bb  
[Verse 3] 
Cm7Smoking softly but, 
Mommy's body shook
Dropped the coffee Bcup
I guess the coffee wasn't strong enough
EbBecca was a quiet girl
Behind the wheel
With a Bmouth full of diet pills
A couple BbEbm/Bbeers
And some Abm9stuff for your sinuses
Dancing in the fire
Smashing Ebmall of the appliances
Fm7The psychiatrist said, the Zoloft had some Bbside effects.
[Chorus 3]
 Cm7So pick up the Bphone. Fix up your Eblawn 
Turn the TV Bon. There's nothing Cmwrong
Middle AmericBadd9a,      BI love youEb  Eb/Db  B  Bb  
 Cm7So pick up the Bphone. Fix up your Eblawn 
Turn the TV Bon. There's nothing Cmwrong
Middle AmericBadd9a,      BI love youEb  Eb/Db  B  Bb  
[Outro]
Cm7   B
Eb    B
Cm    Badd9  B
Eb    Eb/Db    B    Bb

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Miss America

by That Handsome Devil

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Cm7

Badd9

Eb/Db

Ebm/Bb

Abm9

Ebm

Fm7

Bdim

[Intro]

Cm7 B Eb B

Cm Badd9 B Eb Eb/Db B Bb

[Verse 1]

Cm7

Tommy stutters comically when he says a lot of things,

Mommy does the shopping, Daddy's digging through the laundry bins,

He likes to try on mommy's things

B B Ebm/Bb

With his hair up in her bobby pins

Abm9

The neighbours very neighbourly

Ebm

Occasionally taking peeks at his niece while she takes a pee

Fm7

I heard the plumbers found a finger when they

Bb Bdim

fixed the basement leak

[Chorus 1]

Cm7 B Eb

So pick up the phone. Fix up your lawn

B Cm

Turn the TV on. There's nothing wrong

Badd9 B Eb Eb/Db B Bb

Middle America, I love you

[Verse 2]

Cm7

Old Mister Wilkinson killed a man

Drunk from the bar

Hit him with the front of his car

Drug him so far,

There was nothing but parts,

B B Ebm/Bb

For hundreds of yards

Abm9

Those thick damn power lines,

Ebm

Will drive you out your mind

Fm7

Edna sits in the shower sometimes,

For hours and cries,

Bb Bdim

Whenever she forgets to tell Howard goodbye

[Chorus 2]

Cm7 B Eb

So pick up the phone. Fix up your lawn

B Cm

Turn the TV on. There's nothing wrong

Badd9 B Eb Eb/Db B Bb

Middle America, I love you

[Verse 3]

Cm7

Smoking softly but,

Mommy's body shook

Dropped the coffee cup

I guess the coffee wasn't strong enough

Becca was a quiet girl

Behind the wheel

With a mouth full of diet pills

B Ebm/Bb

A couple beers

Abm9

And some stuff for your sinuses

Dancing in the fire

Ebm

Smashing all of the appliances

Fm7 Bb

The psychiatrist said, the Zoloft had some side effects.

[Chorus 3]

Cm7 B Eb

So pick up the phone. Fix up your lawn

B Cm

Turn the TV on. There's nothing wrong

Badd9 B Eb Eb/Db B Bb

Middle America, I love you

Cm7 B Eb

So pick up the phone. Fix up your lawn

B Cm

Turn the TV on. There's nothing wrong

Badd9 B Eb Eb/Db B Bb

Middle America, I love you

[Outro]

Cm7 B

Eb B

Cm Badd9 B

Eb Eb/Db B Bb

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