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Shrek The Musical - Story Of My Life

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Gm    E/A    Am
Pinocchio:
(Speaking):
AmLife is disaE7sus4/BppointingE7  
AmWoe is what I E7sus4/Bknow
(Singing):
C7Outed by my noseF, D7that’s just how it goesGm  
  E7For poor Pinocchio!A  
BmStory of my F#mlife, Bmalways doomed to F#mfail,
A7Cheated by a Dfox, 
C#7Swallowed by a F#mwhale.
 DThat’s the E7story of my life,   A   C#7/G#oh    F#7yeah
 DThat’s the E7story of my life.D7  A  
Elf:
(Yelling):
AmStrife is never E7sus4/BendingE7  
Peter Pan:
AmBanished!
From the E7sus4/BtownE7  
Ugly Duckling:
C7They dragged my from the Fmpond
Godmother:
The D7broke my magic Gmwand
Three Little Pigs:
  E7They blew our condos down!F#7  Eadd2/G#  Am6  F#7/A#  
Wicked Witch:
BmLife, is but a F#7sus4/C#witch huntF#7  
Mama Bear:
BmMamas in the mud, Mamas F#7sus4/C#in distressF#7  
Gnome:
They D7ridiculed my Gmhat
Pigs:
Zey E7said zat vee vere Amfat!
Wolf:
They F#7tore my cott’n granny dress
And called me a hot ‘n tranny messB7  Aadd2/C#  Dm6  B7/D#  
All:
BmStory of my F#mlife, Bmbooted from the F#mball
A7Told to go Daway
Humpty Dumpty:
C#7Toppled off a F#mwall
All:
 DThat’s the E7story of my lifeA  F#7  
Rabbit:
 DThat’s the Esus4story of my lifeA  C#7  
All:
 DThat’s the Estory of my lifeD7  A  
(Musical interlude where their “living spaces” are assigned)
Cm/G  Ddim/G  Cm/G  Ddim/G  G7
C#m   G#7
All:
C#mI always dreamed I’d get a F#mhap - C#7/G#py    F#mending
Witch:
C#7And this right here, F#mnot how it goesF#7!
All:
Eb7I always dreamed I’d get an Abmev - Ebm/Ger   Abm/Cbaft - erAbm,
 Eb7If this is it, it blowsAbm!
It blowsGb7!
It blowsB!
Pinocchio:
(Yelling):
This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm disease I caught in Tijuana!
Aadd2/C#   Dm6    B7/D#   B7   Aadd2/C#   Dm6   B7/D#
All:
CmStory of my Gmlife, Cmall the wasted Gmprayers
Fm7All the Bb7broken Ebmaj7dreams,A7  
Three Bears:
D7All the broken Gmchairs
All:
G7All the damage Cmdone
Bears:
AAll the busted Dmbeds
All:
B7All the shattered Embowls
Bears:
D7And the porridge on our Gheads
All:
 EbThat’s the F7story of my life,   Bb  D7/Ayes  G7sir
 EbThat’s the F7story of my life
   Bb   Fm6/AbOy    G7Vey!
   Cm7That’s the F7story of my     Gm       Ebm      Gm       Ebm  Bblife!
Pinocchio:
Crap!

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Shrek The Musical - Story Of My Life

by Misc Musicals

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E/A

E7sus4/B

F#m

C#7

C#7/G#

F#7

Eadd2/G#

Am6

F#7/A#

F#7sus4/C#

Aadd2/C#

Dm6

Gm E/A Am

Pinocchio:

(Speaking):

Am E7sus4/B E7

Life is disappointing

Am E7sus4/B

Woe is what I know

(Singing):

C7 F D7 Gm

Outed by my nose, that’s just how it goes

E7 A

For poor Pinocchio!

Bm F#m Bm F#m

Story of my life, always doomed to fail,

A7 D

Cheated by a fox,

C#7 F#m

Swallowed by a whale.

D E7 A C#7/G# F#7

That’s the story of my life, oh yeah

D E7 D7 A

That’s the story of my life.

Elf:

(Yelling):

Am E7sus4/B E7

Strife is never ending

Peter Pan:

Banished!

E7sus4/B E7

From the town

Ugly Duckling:

C7 Fm

They dragged my from the pond

Godmother:

D7 Gm

The broke my magic wand

Three Little Pigs:

E7 F#7 Eadd2/G# Am6 F#7/A#

They blew our condos down!

Wicked Witch:

Bm F#7sus4/C# F#7

Life, is but a witch hunt

Mama Bear:

Bm F#7sus4/C# F#7

Mamas in the mud, Mamas in distress

Gnome:

D7 Gm

They ridiculed my hat

Pigs:

E7 Am

Zey said zat vee vere fat!

Wolf:

F#7

They tore my cott’n granny dress

B7 Aadd2/C# Dm6 B7/D#

And called me a hot ‘n tranny mess

All:

Bm F#m Bm F#m

Story of my life, booted from the ball

A7 D

Told to go away

Humpty Dumpty:

C#7 F#m

Toppled off a wall

All:

D E7 A F#7

That’s the story of my life

Rabbit:

D Esus4 A C#7

That’s the story of my life

All:

D E D7 A

That’s the story of my life

(Musical interlude where their “living spaces” are assigned)

Cm/G Ddim/G Cm/G Ddim/G G7

C#m G#7

All:

C#m F#m C#7/G# F#m

I always dreamed I’d get a hap - py ending

Witch:

C#7 F#m F#7

And this right here, not how it goes!

All:

Eb7 Abm Ebm/G Abm/Cb Abm

I always dreamed I’d get an ev - er aft - er,

Eb7 Abm

If this is it, it blows!

Gb7

It blows!

Pinocchio:

(Yelling):

This is worse than that case of Dutch Elm disease I caught in Tijuana!

Aadd2/C# Dm6 B7/D# B7 Aadd2/C# Dm6 B7/D#

All:

Cm Gm Cm Gm

Story of my life, all the wasted prayers

Fm7 Bb7 Ebmaj7 A7

All the broken dreams,

Three Bears:

D7 Gm

All the broken chairs

All:

G7 Cm

All the damage done

Bears:

A Dm

All the busted beds

All:

B7 Em

All the shattered bowls

Bears:

D7 G

And the porridge on our heads

All:

Eb F7 Bb D7/A G7

That’s the story of my life, yes sir

Eb F7

That’s the story of my life

Bb Fm6/Ab G7

Oy Vey!

Cm7 F7 Gm Ebm Gm Ebm Bb

That’s the story of my life!

Pinocchio:

Crap!

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