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Turd

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                             Turd - Krill
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Tuning: Standard
A greatly simplified version
F#I had a vision of myself
AA turd spinning in flushing Bmwater
Not going doF#wn
I think of mAyself
As not going dBmown
And maybe it's F#bad
To want to go dEown
No Chords
But if I could go somewhere 
At least it'd be a sort of conviction 
If I could just keep a commitment 
Maybe I'd be happier
e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
G|--7--9--7--9--11--9--7---9--7--6---7--6--2---------------------------------|
D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|
If I could just Dgo down 
And not always have such a conniption
Every time i Gmake a commitment
DMaybe I'd be happier 
F#Maybe I'd be happier
If I could gAo down
I had a preBmmonition
About my next lF#ife 
I was a pAeanut 
And someone cracked me oBmpen 
But they didn't eat F#me
I wanna get aEte 
'cause if I could just Dbe ate 
At least then I'd be useful to someone
Instead I'm just a pGeanut all rotten 
Sitting here and caDtching dust
If I could just be ate 
At least someone might say I was worthy
And who would wanna nGurse all this worry
If someone would swDallow you 
I wish someone would sF#wallow me
Then I could Ago down
And take a peek at your iBmnsides
All red and F#brown
And come oAut the outside
And be a turd sBpinning 
In flushF#ing water
I wanna go dEown 
'cause if I could go Dsomewhere 
At least it'd be a sort of conviction
If I could just Gkeep a commitment
Maybe I'd be Dhappier
But I'll never go down 
'cause man that would just be way too easy 
I'll never kill mGyself
But live fDorever 
I'll live forever 
Then maybe I'd be happier
G D

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Turd

by Krill

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Turd - Krill

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Tuning: Standard

A greatly simplified version

I had a vision of myself

A Bm

A turd spinning in flushing water

Not going down

I think of myself

As not going down

And maybe it's bad

To want to go down

No Chords

But if I could go somewhere

At least it'd be a sort of conviction

If I could just keep a commitment

Maybe I'd be happier

e|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

B|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

G|--7--9--7--9--11--9--7---9--7--6---7--6--2---------------------------------|

D|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

A|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------------------------------------------------|

If I could just go down

And not always have such a conniption

Every time i make a commitment

Maybe I'd be happier

If I could go down

I had a premonition

About my next life

I was a peanut

And someone cracked me open

But they didn't eat me

I wanna get ate

'cause if I could just be ate

At least then I'd be useful to someone

Instead I'm just a peanut all rotten

Sitting here and catching dust

If I could just be ate

At least someone might say I was worthy

And who would wanna nurse all this worry

If someone would swallow you

I wish someone would swallow me

Then I could go down

And take a peek at your insides

All red and brown

And come out the outside

And be a turd spinning

In flushing water

I wanna go down

'cause if I could go somewhere

At least it'd be a sort of conviction

If I could just keep a commitment

Maybe I'd be happier

But I'll never go down

'cause man that would just be way too easy

I'll never kill myself

But live forever

I'll live forever

Then maybe I'd be happier

G D

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