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[Verse 1]
I'm a fDaggot, I'm a retard, I got a
Bmgirl's bag, and a V-card.
GI got three friends and a whack ass ride,
you can Ajudge by the cover 'cause it's shitty on the inside.
DNo girls wanna fuck me, trust me.
BmI don't give a fuck, don't adjust me
just please sGhut your face hole for just one second.
A"Fuck you faggot, you're so fucking
Ddumb."
Dumb, I'm the dumb one?
BmCalm down, Bo, just count to ten. Um,
GOne, two, three, whore-I mean four-shit,
Athree, four, five, bitch-I mean six-shit.
DI quit, I got no patience, you Bmwon,
I'll face it.
GYour life peaks at graduation, Awell, congratu-fucking-lations.
[Chorus]
DNerds, the faggots, the Bmspastic fat chicks
Gwho sit in the back with Ano one to do their lab with,
Dthe kid with acne Bmand tons of Proactive
Gpacked inside his backpack.
AI got your back, kid.
[Verse 2]
Do you know why, Dkid, I can rap so mean?
I was Bmreading while you were fucking the prom queen.
GHuddled up reading, no lacrosse team.
A"Huddle up, huddle up!" What? You lost me.
DSorry, bro, did I interrupt the circle of jerks all circle jerking?
BmI need savin'? No, fuck no.
Quote the raven? No, fuck Poe.
GAh, shit, I'm bitchin, listenin'.
They don't know what they're missing.
AFor instance, I like poetry, I like instruments.
Maybe we have similar interests?
It's no fall Dballs, no balls fall.
Sit and Bmscrawl on the stall walls.
GAt three p.m., I pause.
AThat shit sounds like applause.
[Chorus]
DNerds, the faggots, the Bmspastic fat chicks
Gwho sit in the back with Ano one to do their lab with,
Dthe kid with acne Bmand tons of Proactive
Gpacked inside his backpack.
AI got your back, kid.
DNerds, the faggots, the Bmspastic fat chicks
Gwho sit in the back with Ano one to do their lab with,
Dthe kid with acne Bmand tons of Proactive
Gpacked inside his backpack.
AI got your back, kid.
[Bridge]
(  Dm  Bb)
She Dmstood in line and got Bbcut.
Tried Dmout, got Bbcut.
Loved Dmart, but the budget got Bbcut.
Then, Dmshe got numb, and she only Bbfelt
when she knelt and Dmcut.
Dm*         Dm       Bb  Dm  
(Nerds, Nerds Nerds, Nerds
[Outro]
DNerds, the faggots, the Bmspastic fat chicks
Gwho sit in the back with Ano one to do their lab with,
Dthe kid with acne Bmand tons of Proactive
Gpacked inside his backpack.
AI got your back, kid.
AI know it's bad, kid.
AI got your back, kid.
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Nerds

by Bo Burnham

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[Verse 1]

I'm a faggot, I'm a retard, I got a

girl's bag, and a V-card.

I got three friends and a whack ass ride,

you can judge by the cover 'cause it's shitty on the inside.

No girls wanna fuck me, trust me.

I don't give a fuck, don't adjust me

just please shut your face hole for just one second.

"Fuck you faggot, you're so fucking

dumb."

Dumb, I'm the dumb one?

Calm down, Bo, just count to ten. Um,

One, two, three, whore-I mean four-shit,

three, four, five, bitch-I mean six-shit.

D Bm

I quit, I got no patience, you won,

I'll face it.

G A

Your life peaks at graduation, well, congratu-fucking-lations.

[Chorus]

D Bm

Nerds, the faggots, the spastic fat chicks

G A

who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,

D Bm

the kid with acne and tons of Proactive

packed inside his backpack.

I got your back, kid.

[Verse 2]

Do you know why, kid, I can rap so mean?

I was reading while you were fucking the prom queen.

Huddled up reading, no lacrosse team.

"Huddle up, huddle up!" What? You lost me.

Sorry, bro, did I interrupt the circle of jerks all circle jerking?

I need savin'? No, fuck no.

Quote the raven? No, fuck Poe.

Ah, shit, I'm bitchin, listenin'.

They don't know what they're missing.

For instance, I like poetry, I like instruments.

Maybe we have similar interests?

It's no fall balls, no balls fall.

Sit and scrawl on the stall walls.

At three p.m., I pause.

That shit sounds like applause.

[Chorus]

D Bm

Nerds, the faggots, the spastic fat chicks

G A

who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,

D Bm

the kid with acne and tons of Proactive

packed inside his backpack.

I got your back, kid.

D Bm

Nerds, the faggots, the spastic fat chicks

G A

who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,

D Bm

the kid with acne and tons of Proactive

packed inside his backpack.

I got your back, kid.

[Bridge]

Dm Bb

( )

Dm Bb

She stood in line and got cut.

Dm Bb

Tried out, got cut.

Dm Bb

Loved art, but the budget got cut.

Dm Bb

Then, she got numb, and she only felt

when she knelt and cut.

Dm Dm Bb Dm

(Nerds, Nerds Nerds, Nerds

[Outro]

D Bm

Nerds, the faggots, the spastic fat chicks

G A

who sit in the back with no one to do their lab with,

D Bm

the kid with acne and tons of Proactive

packed inside his backpack.

I got your back, kid.

I know it's bad, kid.

I got your back, kid.

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