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CStuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening fog
FStuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening Cfog
GGonna get discovered by a Fbloke out walking the Cdog.G  
CI'm so desolate, I'm so all alone
I Ffeel arthritic in every single Cbone
GI've got a mynah bird Fthat does nothing but Cmoan.G  
For Cyou I'd lose my self esteem
For Fyou I'd lose my self esCteem
For GCrewe I'd use FJunction 1C6.
GGive me a spork.C  F  C  G  F  C  G  
CEight words telling me it's okay to wallow
FEight words giving me a green light to Cwallow
G"Up Next, Fbrand new Live At The ACpollo".G  
CPsychoanalyst, psychiatrist, Zen therapist, chap out of Hammerfist
FRecommended meditation to cure my Cwoes
GBeats sitting round doing Fnothing I supCpose.G  
I've Cnever been any good at DIY
F"Do it yourself" would always be my reCply
Ah, Gwon't you come back there's just Fone last knot to AmtieEm.F  C  Am  Em  F  C  Am  Em  F  C  
AmStuck up a Emhornbeam Ffeeling Cblue
AmStuck up Emhere on acFcount of Cyou
AmI want to Emjump but it's Fsuch a Cview. Am  G  C  Am  G  C  

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Stuck Up A Hornbeam

by Half Man Half Biscuit

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Stuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening fog

F C

Stuck up a hornbeam, mind like a thickening fog

G F C G

Gonna get discovered by a bloke out walking the dog.

I'm so desolate, I'm so all alone

F C

I feel arthritic in every single bone

G F C G

I've got a mynah bird that does nothing but moan.

For you I'd lose my self esteem

F C

For you I'd lose my self esteem

G F C

For Crewe I'd use Junction 16.

G C F C G F C G

Give me a spork.

Eight words telling me it's okay to wallow

F C

Eight words giving me a green light to wallow

G F C G

"Up Next, brand new Live At The Apollo".

Psychoanalyst, psychiatrist, Zen therapist, chap out of Hammerfist

F C

Recommended meditation to cure my woes

G F C G

Beats sitting round doing nothing I suppose.

I've never been any good at DIY

F C

"Do it yourself" would always be my reply

G F Am Em F C Am Em F C Am Em F C

Ah, won't you come back there's just one last knot to tie.

Am Em F C

Stuck up a hornbeam feeling blue

Am Em F C

Stuck up here on account of you

Am Em F C Am G C Am G C

I want to jump but it's such a view.

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