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Im A Wanker

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INTRO  D   G  
GMy mother said, that DI never Gshould
Dplay with the naughty rude,  A7girls in the Dwood
DTheir giggerling Gtalk,  I could never understand
And A7thats why I fell in love,  with Amy right DhandD  C  D  
DAnd thats whyD  
DI'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker, And it Cdoes me good like it Gbloody well should
GI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im Dalways pulling my GpuddG  
GI was 25 years old, Dbefore I was Gkissed
and Dthen I found that A7i prefered, a Aswift one off the Dwrist
DIts cheap and con-Gvenient, you cant catch VD
Its A7avalible at anytime and its Aabsolutly DfreeD  C  D  
DAnd thats whyD  
DI'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker, And it Cdoes me good like it Gbloody well should
GI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im Dalways pulling my GpuddG  
GOh Mrs DPalm, and your G5 lovely Ddaughters
CThank you for Ghaving me, and A7being oh so Dkind
DI've got Gpains in my Darms, and my Gdong is growing Dshorter
My Cknees have turned to Gwater, And I Dthink i'm going GblindD  
DI've wanked over GItaly, I've Dwanked over GSpain
I've Awanked in an omnibus, I've Deven had a wank in a train
DI've used a Gbadger and, a Dmelon and a Gcat
an in-A7flatable Linda ALovelace, A7and a ADavy Crocket Dhat_D__C__D_
DAnd thats whyD  
DI'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker, And it Cdoes me good like it Gbloody well should
GI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im Dalways pulling my GpuddG  
GOh Mrs DPalm, and your G5 lovely Ddaughters
CThank you for Ghaving me, and A7being oh so Dkind
DI've got Gpains in my Darms, and my Gdong is growing Dshorter
My Cknees have turned to Gwater, And I Dthink i'm going GblindD  
OUTRO..(repeat over several times to fade)
DI'm a Gwanker, I'm a wanker, And it Cdoes me good like it Gbloody well should
GI'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im Dalways pulling my GpuddG  

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Im A Wanker

by Roy Chubby Brown

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D G

INTRO

G D G

My mother said, that I never should

D A7 D

play with the naughty rude, girls in the wood

D G

Their giggerling talk, I could never understand

A7 A D D C D

And thats why I fell in love, with my right hand

D D

And thats why

D G C G

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should

G D G G

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im always pulling my pudd

G D G

I was 25 years old, before I was kissed

D A7 A D

and then I found that i prefered, a swift one off the wrist

D G

Its cheap and con-venient, you cant catch VD

A7 A D D C D

Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free

D D

And thats why

D G C G

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should

G D G G

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im always pulling my pudd

G D G D

Oh Mrs Palm, and your 5 lovely daughters

C G A7 D

Thank you for having me, and being oh so kind

D G D G D

I've got pains in my arms, and my dong is growing shorter

C G D G D

My knees have turned to water, And I think i'm going blind

D G D G

I've wanked over Italy, I've wanked over Spain

A D

I've wanked in an omnibus, I've even had a wank in a train

D G D G

I've used a badger and, a melon and a cat

A7 A A7 A D D C D

an in-flatable Linda Lovelace, and a Davy Crocket hat______

D D

And thats why

D G C G

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should

G D G G

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im always pulling my pudd

G D G D

Oh Mrs Palm, and your 5 lovely daughters

C G A7 D

Thank you for having me, and being oh so kind

D G D G D

I've got pains in my arms, and my dong is growing shorter

C G D G D

My knees have turned to water, And I think i'm going blind

OUTRO..(repeat over several times to fade)

D G C G

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And it does me good like it bloody well should

G D G G

I'm a wanker, I'm a wanker, And im always pulling my pudd

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