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[Intro]
    Bb          Fx2
[Verse 1]
  FSo much for your journey Dmof self discovery
  BbYou had to cut it short A7- forgot your credit card
  CThe Decree Nisi Dmcame through this morning
  GAnd I just called to Csay:C7  
[Chorus]
I'm gonna Ffeed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna A7feed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna Bbfeed our children non-organic food
And with the Cmoney saved take 'em to the Fzoo
[Instrumental]
F   A7   Bb   C    F
[Verse 2]
  FYou quoted Goldman incorrDmectly as we strolled
  BbYour stab at solar heating A7just left me cold
  CI want a suntan Dm- not Vashti Bunyan
  GTherefore henceCforth:C7  
[Chorus]
I'm gonna Ffeed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna A7feed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna Bbfeed our children non-organic food
And with the Cmoney saved take 'em to the Fzoo
[Instrumental]
        C      F       C
  Bb    Dm    Ab    C   FNC     FNC
  Bb    Dm    Ab    C   FNC
Bb/F           A7/E
Bb/F           A7/E
[Short Verse]
  CThat donkey which you vowed to Dmrescue done gone died
GSo on its bCehalf:C7  
[Chorus]
I'm gonna Ffeed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna A7feed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna Bbfeed our children non-organic food
And with the Cmoney saved take 'em to the Fzoo
[Chorus]
I'm gonna Ffeed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna A7feed our children non-organic food
I'm gonna Bbfeed our children non-organic food
And with the Cmoney saved take 'em to the E7zoo
[Outro]
BbNot long now before Clollipop men are called FDarren

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Totnes Bickering Fair

by Half Man Half Biscuit

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Bb/F

A7/E

[Intro]

Bb F

[Verse 1]

F Dm

So much for your journey of self discovery

Bb A7

You had to cut it short - forgot your credit card

C Dm

The Decree Nisi came through this morning

G C C7

And I just called to say:

[Chorus]

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

C F

And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo

[Instrumental]

F A7 Bb C F

[Verse 2]

F Dm

You quoted Goldman incorrectly as we strolled

Bb A7

Your stab at solar heating just left me cold

C Dm

I want a suntan - not Vashti Bunyan

G C C7

Therefore henceforth:

[Chorus]

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

C F

And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo

[Instrumental]

C F C

Bb Dm Ab C F F

NC NC

Bb Dm Ab C F

Bb/F A7/E

[Short Verse]

C Dm

That donkey which you vowed to rescue done gone died

G C C7

So on its behalf:

[Chorus]

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

C F

And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo

[Chorus]

I'm gonna feed our children non-organic food

C E7

And with the money saved take 'em to the zoo

[Outro]

Bb C F

Not long now before lollipop men are called Darren

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