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Xmas Has Been Xed

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Intro
E/----------------------------------------|
B/------5----------------3-----------3--6-|
G/---0----------------2-----------4-------|
D/--------------0--------------5----------|
A/3---------------------------------------|
E/-----------------1----------------------|
E/------------------------------------------------------------|
B/------------------------------------------------------------|
G/5555-7777-----------5555-5555-7777--------------------------|
D/5555-7777-1212-1010-5555-5555-7777-1212-1010----------------|
A/3333-5555-8-8-7-7---3333-3333-5555-8-8-7-7------------------|
E/------------------------------------------------------------|
Verse
CIt's funny how some fables became Dmhistoric
GWhen the authors clearly wrote them to be Ammetaphoric
FBut people will believe anything if it's Cwritten
DmEspecially in stone or ancient scGroll
CDecember 25th has been Dmblacklisted
GSince Dawkins found the proof Jesus never Amexisted
CIt was the last thing anyone ever Fexpected
GXmas has been X'd
Chorus
No colored Clights, no shopping sFprees
No more Gpresents under dead Ctrees
St. Nick is Amdead but we don't Fgrieve
We celeGbrate the last Christmas CEve
Verse
CJesuits are slowly turning DmDianetic
GProtestants increasingly become Amagnostic
FPentecostal churches are hanging Cpentagrams
DmPriests and Nuns are molesting each oGther
CMethodists and Baptists are claiming DmBuddhist
GEvangelicals surprisingly are AmNudist
CBut mostly everyone is trying to beFcome Jew
Cuz GEaster's canceled too
Chorus
No more egg Chunts, no Sunday Fmass
Fridays are Gfair, Wednesdays don't Cash
They canceled Amlent and slowed down Ffast
Enjoy GChristmas cuz it's your Clast
No shopping Fsprees (don't worry son)
No more Gpresents (we don't need Christ) under dead Ctrees (we got eight nights)
St. Nick is Amdead (we got mitzvah) but we don't Fgrieve (they won't cancel)
We celeGbrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas Ceve

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Xmas Has Been Xed

by NOFX

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Intro

E/----------------------------------------|

B/------5----------------3-----------3--6-|

G/---0----------------2-----------4-------|

D/--------------0--------------5----------|

A/3---------------------------------------|

E/-----------------1----------------------|

E/------------------------------------------------------------|

B/------------------------------------------------------------|

G/5555-7777-----------5555-5555-7777--------------------------|

D/5555-7777-1212-1010-5555-5555-7777-1212-1010----------------|

A/3333-5555-8-8-7-7---3333-3333-5555-8-8-7-7------------------|

E/------------------------------------------------------------|

Verse

C Dm

It's funny how some fables became historic

G Am

When the authors clearly wrote them to be metaphoric

F C

But people will believe anything if it's written

Dm G

Especially in stone or ancient scroll

C Dm

December 25th has been blacklisted

G Am

Since Dawkins found the proof Jesus never existed

C F

It was the last thing anyone ever expected

Xmas has been X'd

Chorus

C F

No colored lights, no shopping sprees

G C

No more presents under dead trees

Am F

St. Nick is dead but we don't grieve

G C

We celebrate the last Christmas Eve

Verse

C Dm

Jesuits are slowly turning Dianetic

G Am

Protestants increasingly become agnostic

F C

Pentecostal churches are hanging pentagrams

Dm G

Priests and Nuns are molesting each other

C Dm

Methodists and Baptists are claiming Buddhist

G Am

Evangelicals surprisingly are Nudist

C F

But mostly everyone is trying to become Jew

Cuz Easter's canceled too

Chorus

C F

No more egg hunts, no Sunday mass

G C

Fridays are fair, Wednesdays don't ash

Am F

They canceled lent and slowed down fast

G C

Enjoy Christmas cuz it's your last

No shopping sprees (don't worry son)

G C

No more presents (we don't need Christ) under dead trees (we got eight nights)

Am F

St. Nick is dead (we got mitzvah) but we don't grieve (they won't cancel)

G C

We celebrate (our hanukah) the last Christmas eve

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