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INTRO/RIFF
 Abm
VERSE 1
WhAbmo's that waddlin' down the street?
AbmIt's just me 'cause I lEbove to eat
FAbmudge and Twinkies and deviled ham.
WhAbmo's real flabby? YEbes, I Abmam!
DbmEvery picture of me's gotta bAbme an aerial view.
NDbmow my doctor tells me there's just Ebone thing left to do:
CHORUS 1
GrAbmapefruit Diet, (Diet!) thrAbmow out the pizza and bEbeer.
GrAbmapefruit Diet, (Diet!) get those jAbmelly donuts Ebout of hAbmere.
GrAbmapefruit Diet, (Diet!) it mAbmight seem a little sevEbere.
GrAbmapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I'm gettin' tAbmired of my bEbig fat rAbmear.
RIFF
Blow, fatty!Abm  
VERSE 2
Well, I Abmused to live on chocolate sauce;
MAbmade sumo wrestlers look lEbike Kate Moss.
WAbmalked down an alley and I got stuck.
I gAbmot more rolls than a pEbastry trAbmuck.
WhDbmen I'm all done eating, I eAbmat a little more.
WhDbmen I leave a room first I gEbotta grease the door.
CHORUS 2
GrAbmapefruit Diet; (Diet!) cAbman't have another eclEbair.
GrAbmapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I gotta dAbmecrease my dEberriAbmere.
BREAK
(I'm fairly unsure about these chords)
                      Eb   Dbm|  Abm   Eb|  Dbm   Eb| Abm  
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
                      Eb   Dbm|  Abm   Eb|  Dbm   Eb|    Abm  
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
                      Eb   Dbm|  Abm   Eb|  Dbm   Eb| Abm  
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
VERSE 3
(there's not really any chords here, but I think this sounds okay)
No more pAbmie now. No more creme brulee
LEbay off the gravy and sAbmouffle
No french frAbmi-yi-yies now. No ice cream parfait.
EbMr. Cheese Nacho; stAbmay away.
Oh I thDbmink I'd sell my soul for a trAbmiple patty melt,
BDbmut I need a boomerang when EbI put on my belt.
CHORUS 3
GrAbmapefruit Diet, (Diet!) lAbmay off the 3 MusketEbeers.
GrAbmapefruit Diet, (Diet!) until my bAbmig booty dEbisappAbmears.
GrAbmapefruit Diet; (Diet!) I'll eat 'em tAbmill they're comin' out of my Ebears.
GrAbmapefruit Diet, (Diet!) 'cause I hAbmaven't seen my fEbeet in yAbmears
BREAK
                      Eb   Dbm|  Abm   Eb|  Dbm   Eb| Abm  
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
                      Eb   Dbm|  Abm   Eb|  Dbm   Eb| Abm  
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
                      Eb   Dbm|  Abm   Eb|  Dbm   Eb| Abm  
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!
OUTRO
AbmI think I'm about ready for a quarter pounder with extra cheese.
I need a side order of onion rings and oh, don't forget to super-size that.

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Grapefruit Diet

by "Weird Al" Yankovic

Lyrics & chords · Original key

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Abm

Dbm

INTRO/RIFF

Abm

VERSE 1

Abm

Who's that waddlin' down the street?

Abm Eb

It's just me 'cause I love to eat

Abm

Fudge and Twinkies and deviled ham.

Abm Eb Abm

Who's real flabby? Yes, I am!

Dbm Abm

Every picture of me's gotta be an aerial view.

Dbm Eb

Now my doctor tells me there's just one thing left to do:

CHORUS 1

Abm Abm Eb

Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) throw out the pizza and beer.

Abm Abm Eb Abm

Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) get those jelly donuts out of here.

Abm Abm Eb

Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) it might seem a little severe.

Abm Abm Eb Abm

Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear.

RIFF

Abm

Blow, fatty!

VERSE 2

Abm

Well, I used to live on chocolate sauce;

Abm Eb

Made sumo wrestlers look like Kate Moss.

Abm

Walked down an alley and I got stuck.

Abm Eb Abm

I got more rolls than a pastry truck.

Dbm Abm

When I'm all done eating, I eat a little more.

Dbm Eb

When I leave a room first I gotta grease the door.

CHORUS 2

Abm Abm Eb

Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) can't have another eclair.

Abm Abm Eb Abm

Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) I gotta decrease my derriere.

BREAK

(I'm fairly unsure about these chords)

Eb Dbm Abm Eb Dbm Eb Abm

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I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!

Eb Dbm Abm Eb Dbm Eb Abm

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I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!

Eb Dbm Abm Eb Dbm Eb Abm

| | |

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!

VERSE 3

(there's not really any chords here, but I think this sounds okay)

Abm

No more pie now. No more creme brulee

Eb Abm

Lay off the gravy and souffle

Abm

No french fri-yi-yies now. No ice cream parfait.

Eb Abm

Mr. Cheese Nacho; stay away.

Dbm Abm

Oh I think I'd sell my soul for a triple patty melt,

Dbm Eb

But I need a boomerang when I put on my belt.

CHORUS 3

Abm Abm Eb

Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) lay off the 3 Musketeers.

Abm Abm Eb Abm

Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) until my big booty disappears.

Abm Abm Eb

Grapefruit Diet; (Diet!) I'll eat 'em till they're comin' out of my ears.

Abm Abm Eb Abm

Grapefruit Diet, (Diet!) 'cause I haven't seen my feet in years

BREAK

Eb Dbm Abm Eb Dbm Eb Abm

| | |

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!

Eb Dbm Abm Eb Dbm Eb Abm

| | |

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!

Eb Dbm Abm Eb Dbm Eb Abm

| | |

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet!

OUTRO

Abm

I think I'm about ready for a quarter pounder with extra cheese.

I need a side order of onion rings and oh, don't forget to super-size that.

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