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A funny and true parody that relates to me since I'm azn too. ^_^ 
A parody of the song Drop City Yacht Club - Crickets
Standard tuning - No Capo
LYRICS:
CHORUS:
(AJ Rafael)
So I told her like oEmooh, baby
I Gknow that it looks crazy, but F#actually it's tasty
I'm talking about foDoood, me and my friends eat weird things unlike yBmou ooh
Part of my culture it's just how we Emdo
I Gknow that it sounds crazy, but F#it's ok I'm Asian
(ANDREW)
I'm like "DGirl whatcha eatin for today?"
Put that bread down, lets go and run away
Cuz I'm BmAsian, I don't know if you could tell 
I eat a few things Apple Bee's don't sell 
Ever had dEmim sum in the mornin' light?
I know this chicken feet ain't lookin very nice
But if you Gtaste it, I know you'll really like
eat the F#skin but leave the bones aiighht?
DLook at me look at me eating tripe now
Look at you look at you this is life now
Bmit's fresh, more organic than fa--st food 
You could say it looks a lot more natural
EmNo this egg ain't hundred years old
And no this cabbage ain't got no mold 
And GI was hoping she would have a taste! 
she F#took one bite and just made a face 
CHORUS:
(AJ)
So I told her like oDooh, baby
You're Bmso amazed by everything that I eat
So I told her like Emoooh, baby
I kGnow that it sounds crazy, but F#it's ok it's tasty
I'm talking about Dfo--od, we got different social norms than Bmyou
Part of my culture it's just how we Emdo
She said, GI don't like this platter, I F#pro'bly win fear factor
(DAVID)
Yeah, yeaDh, I said "Girl whatcha eat during weekdays"
She said "salad and pasta each day"
BmBut what about Asian food? 
You neva get the chance, cuz you neva date Asian dudes!
EmShe said, I liked the weird stuff growing up
But stopped in High School it wasn't cool enough
Cuz you Gcan't serve blood cubes at prom 
And SF#tinky tofu just sounds wrong
DStop pretending, you don't like fermented
I admit the smell can be offensive
BmBut it tastes so good that you won't need another man 
Let the flavors take you back to the motherland 
EmSo I can take you back to my mother and
She can teach you how to cook without butter and-
"GWhat do you mean I'm being patriarchal?"
"OoF#h ok, I mean I can cook"
CHORUS:
(AJ)
So I told her like Dooh, baby
You'll Bmbe amazed by everything I eat
So I told her like Emooooh ooo, baby
I kGnow that it looks crazy, But I'm tF#elling you it's tasty
It's bDalut, there's a duck embryo inside just lBmook,
No offense to PETA but it's Emgood
Oooh oooh, I toGld you it looks crazy, but you F#know it's so tasty 
From DManila to Hong Kong 
Bangkok, Tokyo, Taiwan
BmSeoul, Singapore, Saigon 
Jakarta, Beijing there's more
PEmhnompenh, Kuala Lumpur, eat it up baby that's raw
"Hell nGo! we don't eat no dog, the most eF#xotic it gets is frog"
CHORUS:
(AJ)
So I told her like oDooh, baby
It's Bmnot amazing all the things that we eat
So I told her like Emoooh ooh, baby
I Gknow that it looks crazy, but it's F#pro'bly cuz we're Asian
I'm talkin' bout Dfood
We got different social norms than yBmou
Can't change my culture it's just how we Emdo
She Gtold me it looks crazy
I said F#it's okay I'm Asian!

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Asians Eat Weird Things

by AJ Rafael

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A funny and true parody that relates to me since I'm azn too. ^_^

A parody of the song Drop City Yacht Club - Crickets

Standard tuning - No Capo

LYRICS:

CHORUS:

(AJ Rafael)

So I told her like oooh, baby

G F#

I know that it looks crazy, but actually it's tasty

D Bm

I'm talking about fooood, me and my friends eat weird things unlike you ooh

Part of my culture it's just how we do

G F#

I know that it sounds crazy, but it's ok I'm Asian

(ANDREW)

I'm like "Girl whatcha eatin for today?"

Put that bread down, lets go and run away

Cuz I'm Asian, I don't know if you could tell

I eat a few things Apple Bee's don't sell

Ever had dim sum in the mornin' light?

I know this chicken feet ain't lookin very nice

But if you taste it, I know you'll really like

eat the skin but leave the bones aiighht?

Look at me look at me eating tripe now

Look at you look at you this is life now

it's fresh, more organic than fa--st food

You could say it looks a lot more natural

No this egg ain't hundred years old

And no this cabbage ain't got no mold

And I was hoping she would have a taste!

she took one bite and just made a face

CHORUS:

(AJ)

So I told her like oooh, baby

You're so amazed by everything that I eat

So I told her like oooh, baby

G F#

I know that it sounds crazy, but it's ok it's tasty

D Bm

I'm talking about fo--od, we got different social norms than you

Part of my culture it's just how we do

G F#

She said, I don't like this platter, I pro'bly win fear factor

(DAVID)

Yeah, yeah, I said "Girl whatcha eat during weekdays"

She said "salad and pasta each day"

But what about Asian food?

You neva get the chance, cuz you neva date Asian dudes!

She said, I liked the weird stuff growing up

But stopped in High School it wasn't cool enough

Cuz you can't serve blood cubes at prom

And Stinky tofu just sounds wrong

Stop pretending, you don't like fermented

I admit the smell can be offensive

But it tastes so good that you won't need another man

Let the flavors take you back to the motherland

So I can take you back to my mother and

She can teach you how to cook without butter and-

"What do you mean I'm being patriarchal?"

"Ooh ok, I mean I can cook"

CHORUS:

(AJ)

So I told her like ooh, baby

You'll be amazed by everything I eat

So I told her like ooooh ooo, baby

G F#

I know that it looks crazy, But I'm telling you it's tasty

D Bm

It's balut, there's a duck embryo inside just look,

No offense to PETA but it's good

G F#

Oooh oooh, I told you it looks crazy, but you know it's so tasty

From Manila to Hong Kong

Bangkok, Tokyo, Taiwan

Seoul, Singapore, Saigon

Jakarta, Beijing there's more

Phnompenh, Kuala Lumpur, eat it up baby that's raw

G F#

"Hell no! we don't eat no dog, the most exotic it gets is frog"

CHORUS:

(AJ)

So I told her like oooh, baby

It's not amazing all the things that we eat

So I told her like oooh ooh, baby

G F#

I know that it looks crazy, but it's pro'bly cuz we're Asian

I'm talkin' bout food

We got different social norms than you

Can't change my culture it's just how we do

She told me it looks crazy

I said it's okay I'm Asian!

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