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This is a song that's going to be on Chris' upcoming album.  
I know these chords are 100% accurate since Chris graciously took the time to tell me how he plays it.
He also said that he originally wrote it with a capo on the 1st fret, but lately has been playing it open.
Have fun with it, and definitely youtube the song to catch the "eeh's" and "mmm's" during the verses:
When he plays the B7, the F# note that's on the e string isn't really heard, or it sounds like he leaves that
string open.  
If it wGeren't for drunk women, my B7hair would be black
My Ctank would be full in my Am7third Cadillac
And eGvery girl would swB7oon over CmeAm7  
Yeah, if it weGren't for drunk women, I'd be Dlivin' the Gdream
If it Gweren't for drunk women, I'd B7never be sad
Get Cangry or jealous, just from Am7watchin' you dance
I'd Gwalk to the floor, so B7cool, and take your ChandAm7  
Yeah, if it Gweren't for drunk women, I'd Dact like a Gman
Blame the Cones that came before you
Darlin', yB7ou know I adore you
But I'd Cbe insane to try to play this game againG  G7  
So have a Cball and have your fun
I gave it B7all for half your love
I've Csaid my piece and done everything I canG  
If it Gweren't for drunk women maybe Dyou'd underGstand
If it Gweren't for drunk women, I'd B7sleep like a stone
Not Cstay up and worry 'bout how Am7you're getting home
Who's Gpayin' your tab and who's B7movin' up your CthighAm7  
Yeah, if it Gweren't for drunk women, I'd Dtrust you tGonight
If it Gweren't for drunk women, my B7heart wouldn't break
So Ceasily crack, so Am7needlessly take
I'd Gshow you a love like B7you've never CseenAm7  
Yeah, if it Gweren't for drunk women, I'd Dhave me a Gqueen
Blame the Cones that came before you
Darlin', yB7ou know I adore you
But I'd Cbe insane to try to play this game againG  G7  
So have a Cball and have your fun
I gave it B7all for half your love
I've Csaid my piece and done everything I canG  
If it Gweren't for drunk women maybe Dyou'd underGstand
DI'm old enough now to know that your B7worth
Has got nothin' to do with the length of your Cskirt
The waves in your hair or the smoke in your GeyesG7  
CAnd if you knew it too, if you saw what I B7see
The beauty that lies and hides underCneath
CYou'd never give it all awGay
If it wGeren't for drunk women, I'd Dask you to Gstay
Blame the Cones that came before you
Darlin', yB7ou know I adore you
But I'd Cbe insane to try to play this game againG  G7  
So have a Cball and have your fun
I gave it B7all for half your love
I've Csaid my piece and done everything I canG  
If it Gweren't for drunk women maybe Dyou'd underGstand
If it Gweren't for drunk women, I'd B7wear me a ring
Have Cthree or four children, with Am7similar names
I'd Gsing 'em to sleep and B7love you all night ClongAm7  
If it Gweren't for drunk women, I Dwouldn't be Ggone
End on G

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Drunk Women

by Chris Ross

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 1 (as written in this song)

Chords in this song · guitar

Am7

This is a song that's going to be on Chris' upcoming album.

I know these chords are 100% accurate since Chris graciously took the time to tell me how he plays it.

He also said that he originally wrote it with a capo on the 1st fret, but lately has been playing it open.

Have fun with it, and definitely youtube the song to catch the "eeh's" and "mmm's" during the verses:

When he plays the B7, the F# note that's on the e string isn't really heard, or it sounds like he leaves that

string open.

G B7

If it weren't for drunk women, my hair would be black

C Am7

My tank would be full in my third Cadillac

G B7 C Am7

And every girl would swoon over me

G D G

Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd be livin' the dream

G B7

If it weren't for drunk women, I'd never be sad

C Am7

Get angry or jealous, just from watchin' you dance

G B7 C Am7

I'd walk to the floor, so cool, and take your hand

G D G

Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd act like a man

Blame the ones that came before you

Darlin', you know I adore you

C G G7

But I'd be insane to try to play this game again

So have a ball and have your fun

I gave it all for half your love

C G

I've said my piece and done everything I can

G D G

If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand

G B7

If it weren't for drunk women, I'd sleep like a stone

C Am7

Not stay up and worry 'bout how you're getting home

G B7 C Am7

Who's payin' your tab and who's movin' up your thigh

G D G

Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd trust you tonight

G B7

If it weren't for drunk women, my heart wouldn't break

C Am7

So easily crack, so needlessly take

G B7 C Am7

I'd show you a love like you've never seen

G D G

Yeah, if it weren't for drunk women, I'd have me a queen

Blame the ones that came before you

Darlin', you know I adore you

C G G7

But I'd be insane to try to play this game again

So have a ball and have your fun

I gave it all for half your love

C G

I've said my piece and done everything I can

G D G

If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand

D B7

I'm old enough now to know that your worth

Has got nothin' to do with the length of your skirt

G G7

The waves in your hair or the smoke in your eyes

C B7

And if you knew it too, if you saw what I see

The beauty that lies and hides underneath

C G

You'd never give it all away

G D G

If it weren't for drunk women, I'd ask you to stay

Blame the ones that came before you

Darlin', you know I adore you

C G G7

But I'd be insane to try to play this game again

So have a ball and have your fun

I gave it all for half your love

C G

I've said my piece and done everything I can

G D G

If it weren't for drunk women maybe you'd understand

G B7

If it weren't for drunk women, I'd wear me a ring

C Am7

Have three or four children, with similar names

G B7 C Am7

I'd sing 'em to sleep and love you all night long

G D G

If it weren't for drunk women, I wouldn't be gone

End on G

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