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Intro:
E-C#min-A x2
Well you Esee my C#minbeardA  
And you Ethink that I?m a lazy C#minslobA  
Yeah you Esee my beard
And you C#minthink that I Adon?t have a EJob (Don?t have a C#minjob)A  
And you?re F#minright
And you?re Bright
I don?t have a Ejob
(Don?t have a C#minjob)
I Adon?t have a Ejob
(Don?t have a C#minjob)
I Ado have a Ebeard
(Do have a C#minbeard)
But I Adon?t have a Ejob
               C#min      A  
(Don?t have a job)
Well you Esee my beC#minardA  
And Ethink I mustn?t live decenC#mintlyA  
Yeah you Esee my beard 
And you C#minassume that I Ahaven?t showered Erecently (Haven't showered C#minrecently)E  
And you?re F#minright
As it happens you?re Bright
I haven?t showered Erecently
(Haven?t showered C#minrecently)
I Ahaven?t showered Erecently
(You don?t have a C#minjob)
I Adon?t have a Ejob
(You don?t have a C#minjob)
I Ado have a Ebeard
(But you don?t have a C#minjob)A  
EI?ve been Bspending my Adays Bstroking my Ebeard
EI?ve been Bspending my Adays Bstroking my Ebeard
EI?ve been Bspending my Adays Bstroking my Ebeard
EI?ve been Bspending my Adays stroking my beard
Well you Esee my bearC#mindA  
And you Ethink that I look like a thuC#mingA  
Yeah you Esee my beard
And you C#mindecide that I Amust be on Edrugs (Must be on C#mindrugs)A  
And you?re F#minright
On this occasion you?re Bright
I am on Edrugs
(You are on C#mindrugs)
AI am on Edrugs
(You don?t have a C#minjob)
I Ahaven?t showered Erecently
(Haven?t showered C#minrecently)
I Adon?t have a Ejob
(You should get a C#minjob)A  
EI?ve been Bspending my Adays Bstroking my Ebeard
EI?ve been Bspending my Adays Bstroking my Ebeard
EI?ve been Bspending my Adays Bstroking my Ebeard
         E             B      A(rest)                         E  
I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard
(You don?t have a C#minjob)
I Adon't have a Ejob
(you don't have a C#minjob) 
I Ahaven't showered Erecently
(Haven't showered C#minrecently)
AI am on Edrugs
(Stop taking dC#minrugs)
I've been Aspending my Edays
(spending your C#mindays)
Just Astroking my Ebeard
(You are on dC#minrugs)
My Abeard feels really Enice
(That's cause you're on C#mindrugs)
AI am on Edrugs
(Stop being on C#mindrugs and get a Ajob)
I have a Ebeard

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Stroking My Beard

by The Beards

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

C#min

F#min

Intro:

E-C#min-A x2

E C#min A

Well you see my beard

E C#min A

And you think that I?m a lazy slob

Yeah you see my beard

C#min A E C#min A

And you think that I don?t have a Job (Don?t have a job)

F#min

And you?re right

I don?t have a job

C#min

(Don?t have a job)

A E

I don?t have a job

C#min

(Don?t have a job)

A E

I do have a beard

C#min

(Do have a beard)

A E

But I don?t have a job

C# A

min

(Don?t have a job)

E C#min A

Well you see my beard

E C#min A

And think I mustn?t live decently

Yeah you see my beard

C#min A E C#min E

And you assume that I haven?t showered recently (Haven't showered recently)

F#min

And you?re right

As it happens you?re right

I haven?t showered recently

C#min

(Haven?t showered recently)

A E

I haven?t showered recently

C#min

(You don?t have a job)

A E

I don?t have a job

C#min

(You don?t have a job)

A E

I do have a beard

C#min A

(But you don?t have a job)

E B A B E

I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard

E B A B E

I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard

E B A B E

I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard

E B A

I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard

E C#min A

Well you see my beard

E C#min A

And you think that I look like a thug

Yeah you see my beard

C#min A E C#min A

And you decide that I must be on drugs (Must be on drugs)

F#min

And you?re right

On this occasion you?re right

I am on drugs

C#min

(You are on drugs)

A E

I am on drugs

C#min

(You don?t have a job)

A E

I haven?t showered recently

C#min

(Haven?t showered recently)

A E

I don?t have a job

C#min A

(You should get a job)

E B A B E

I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard

E B A B E

I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard

E B A B E

I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard

E B A E

(rest)

I?ve been spending my days stroking my beard

C#min

(You don?t have a job)

A E

I don't have a job

C#min

(you don't have a job)

A E

I haven't showered recently

C#min

(Haven't showered recently)

A E

I am on drugs

C#min

(Stop taking drugs)

A E

I've been spending my days

C#min

(spending your days)

A E

Just stroking my beard

C#min

(You are on drugs)

A E

My beard feels really nice

C#min

(That's cause you're on drugs)

A E

I am on drugs

C#min A

(Stop being on drugs and get a job)

I have a beard

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