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Shitty Baby

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Intro:       B    D(x8) 
Verse: 
BGot a shitty Ababy 
BStaring aAt me
Has gBot a weird Aface
And it Bsmells like Apee
BI don?t really lAike it
the sBhit likes Ame
BI got a shitty Ababy hBereA  
Chorus:
EShitty Bbaby 
G#Shitty Ababy 
oh no B  D  B  D  
Verse:
Your Bparents must have dropAped you 
oBn top of your heAad 
BYou got a flat fAace
And your eByes are rAed
There?s Bprobably no hopAe
Bfor you in sigAht 
You?rBe gonna scare the peAople
and Bgive them a frigAht 
Chorus:
EShitty bBaby 
G#Shitty Ababy 
oh no B  D  B  D  
Other Chorus: 
DCrawling all over this Bbig old town
DStinking up subways with your smeBlly frown
DWhats your problem weBird baby 
Acan?t you be like the other onesB? 
Chorus:
EShitty babBy 
G#Shitty baAby 
oh no B  D  B  D  
Bridge:   B     D   (x6) 
Other Chorus: 
DCrawling all over this biBg old town
DStinking up subways with your smBelly frown
DWhats your problem weBird baby 
Acan?t you be like the other oneBs?  

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Shitty Baby

by Total Slacker

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B D

Intro: (x8)

Verse:

B A

Got a shitty baby

B A

Staring at me

B A

Has got a weird face

B A

And it smells like pee

B A

I don?t really like it

B A

the shit likes me

B A B A

I got a shitty baby here

Chorus:

E B

Shitty baby

G# A

Shitty baby

B D B D

oh no

Verse:

B A

Your parents must have dropped you

B A

on top of your head

B A

You got a flat face

B A

And your eyes are red

B A

There?s probably no hope

B A

for you in sight

B A

You?re gonna scare the people

B A

and give them a fright

Chorus:

E B

Shitty baby

G# A

Shitty baby

B D B D

oh no

Other Chorus:

D B

Crawling all over this big old town

D B

Stinking up subways with your smelly frown

D B

Whats your problem weird baby

A B

can?t you be like the other ones?

Chorus:

E B

Shitty baby

G# A

Shitty baby

B D B D

oh no

Bridge: B D (x6)

Other Chorus:

D B

Crawling all over this big old town

D B

Stinking up subways with your smelly frown

D B

Whats your problem weird baby

A B

can?t you be like the other ones?

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