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Smoke Two Joints

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Play in Reggae tune
Intro:
 Bm   G- A  
(2x) 
Chorus:
BmI smoke two joints in the morning, I Gsmoke two joints at nightA  
BmI smoke two joints in the afternoon, Git makes me feel alrightA  
BmI smoke two joints in time of peace, Gand two in time of warA  
BmI smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and Gthen I smoke two moreA  
Verse: 
BmOh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you Gbe hard working man"
BmMy mama she once told me, "Son, you Gdo the best you can"
ABut then one day I met a man who Gcame to me and said
                   A                     G   F#7(strum once)
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"
Chorus: 
So now,
BmI smoke two joints when I get up, in the Gcar I smoke two jointsA  
BmI smoke two joints when I play video games and at Gevery ten thousand pointsA  
(I smoke two joints)
BmI smoke two joints in time of peace, and Gtwo in time of warA  
BmI smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and Gthen I smoke two moreA  
Instrumental:  Bm   G   A(4x)
(Continue with the same chords)
Verse:
Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"
My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"
But then one day I met a man who came to me and said
"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"
Chorus:
I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night
I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright
I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war
I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more
ASMOKE BbTWO BmJOINTS
That's what I doG  
ASMOKE BbTWO BmJOINTS
Come and smoke two joints with me in the Gmorning
ASMOKE BbTWO BmJOINTS
Come and smoke two joints with me in the Gafternoon, yeah
ASMOKE BbTWO BmJOINTS
Hey, would you rather smoke two joints or would you rather do your Ghomework?
ASMOKE BbTWO BmJOINTS
I knew you were going to say that!G  
ASMOKE BbTWO BmJOINTS
ASMOKE BbTWO BmJOINTSG  
That's what I do!G  
ASMOKE BbTWO BmJOINTS (End abruptly on Bm)

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Smoke Two Joints

by The Toyes

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

F#7

Play in Reggae tune

Intro:

Bm G A

(2x)

Chorus:

Bm G A

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night

Bm G A

I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright

Bm G A

I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war

Bm G A

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

Verse:

Bm G

Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"

Bm G

My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"

A G

But then one day I met a man who came to me and said

A G F#7

(strum once)

"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

Chorus:

So now,

Bm G A

I smoke two joints when I get up, in the car I smoke two joints

Bm G A

I smoke two joints when I play video games and at every ten thousand points

(I smoke two joints)

Bm G A

I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war

Bm G A

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

Bm G A

Instrumental: (4x)

(Continue with the same chords)

Verse:

Oh, my daddy he once told me, "Son, you be hard working man"

My mama she once told me, "Son, you do the best you can"

But then one day I met a man who came to me and said

"Hard work good and hard work fine, but first take care of head"

Chorus:

I smoke two joints in the morning, I smoke two joints at night

I smoke two joints in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright

I smoke two joints in time of peace, and two in time of war

I smoke two joints before I smoke two joints, and then I smoke two more

A Bb Bm

SMOKE TWO JOINTS

That's what I do

A Bb Bm

SMOKE TWO JOINTS

Come and smoke two joints with me in the morning

A Bb Bm

SMOKE TWO JOINTS

Come and smoke two joints with me in the afternoon, yeah

A Bb Bm

SMOKE TWO JOINTS

Hey, would you rather smoke two joints or would you rather do your homework?

A Bb Bm

SMOKE TWO JOINTS

I knew you were going to say that!

A Bb Bm

SMOKE TWO JOINTS

A Bb Bm G

SMOKE TWO JOINTS

That's what I do!

A Bb Bm

SMOKE TWO JOINTS (End abruptly on Bm)

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