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AOh the shoes that I Dwear, cost F#mnine cents an Bmhour,
Which Eain't Norwegian union scale, but hell you know I'm Athere,
They reDtire when they're F#mtwenty, with a Bmhouse on a fjord,
And Ewhen they're out of Emoney they just Ego and get some Amore,
And if Dyou think it F#mthough you'll Bmfind as I've Bmfound,
There just Eain't enough pussy Eheaven to go Around.
And if Aall the ChiDnese hit the F#mbrakes at one Bmtime,
The Ewhole goddamn Eplanet, would Estop on a Adime,
The Done side would F#mburn up, and the Bmother side would Bmfreeze, 
So if Eyou feel the need to Epity someone Eyou can pity Ame.
And if Dyou think it F#mthough you'll Bmfind as I've Bmfound,
There just Eain't enough pussy Eheaven to go Around.
And the Amoral of this Dstory is F#mperfectly Bmclear,
While Eone guy walks the Eother sits on Edaddy's lap and Asteers,
The Done cup's made of F#msilver and the Bmother's made of Bmclay,
The Erich don't ever Eseem to know they're Erich anyAway,
And if Dyou think it F#mthough you'll Bmfind as I've Bmfound,
There just Eain't enough pussy Eheaven to go Around.
And if Awe all bred Dponies or sailed F#mboats across the Bmsea, 
EImagine for a Eminute what a Emess that would Abe,
Cause Dwho would drive the F#mgarbage trucks, and Bmwho would sing the Bmblues,
And Ehow could guys like Eme afford, to Ebuy a pair of Ashoes, 
And if Dyou think it F#mthough you'll Bmfind as I've Bmfound,
There just Eain't enough pussy Eheaven to go Around.
And if Dyou think it F#mthough you'll Bmfind as I've Bmfound,
There just Eain't enough pussy Eheaven to go Around.

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Pussy Heaven

by Dan Reeder

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F#m

A D F#m Bm

Oh the shoes that I wear, cost nine cents an hour,

E A

Which ain't Norwegian union scale, but hell you know I'm there,

D F#m Bm

They retire when they're twenty, with a house on a fjord,

E E E A

And when they're out of money they just go and get some more,

D F#m Bm Bm

And if you think it though you'll find as I've found,

E E A

There just ain't enough pussy heaven to go round.

A D F#m Bm

And if all the Chinese hit the brakes at one time,

E E E A

The whole goddamn planet, would stop on a dime,

D F#m Bm Bm

The one side would burn up, and the other side would freeze,

E E E A

So if you feel the need to pity someone you can pity me.

D F#m Bm Bm

And if you think it though you'll find as I've found,

E E A

There just ain't enough pussy heaven to go round.

A D F#m Bm

And the moral of this story is perfectly clear,

E E E A

While one guy walks the other sits on daddy's lap and steers,

D F#m Bm Bm

The one cup's made of silver and the other's made of clay,

E E E A

The rich don't ever seem to know they're rich anyway,

D F#m Bm Bm

And if you think it though you'll find as I've found,

E E A

There just ain't enough pussy heaven to go round.

A D F#m Bm

And if we all bred ponies or sailed boats across the sea,

E E E A

Imagine for a minute what a mess that would be,

D F#m Bm Bm

Cause who would drive the garbage trucks, and who would sing the blues,

E E E A

And how could guys like me afford, to buy a pair of shoes,

D F#m Bm Bm

And if you think it though you'll find as I've found,

E E A

There just ain't enough pussy heaven to go round.

D F#m Bm Bm

And if you think it though you'll find as I've found,

E E A

There just ain't enough pussy heaven to go round.

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