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"There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought 
[Verse 1]
EmPlease leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman
And Cfrom that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed
I'm Amwrecking this evening already and Bloving every minute of it
CRuining this banquet for the mB7ildly inspiring and
EmPlease leave all overcoats, canes, and Dtop hats with the doorman
And fGrom that moment, you'll be out of Cplace and under dressed
I'm Amwrecking this evening already and Bloving every minute of it
CRuining this banquet for the mDildly inspiring B7and
[Pre-chorus 1]
When you're Emin black slacks with accentuating off-white
xx5557 xx5555 xx5557 xx5555
pinstripes      whoa-oh
CEverything Bgoes acBcorAmding Gto Emplan
[Chorus]
CI'm the new cancer, B7never looked better
And Emyou can't sDtand it
I know because you Gsay so under your breath
You're reading lB7ips, "When did he get all confident?"
CHaven't you B7heard that IEm'm the new Dcancer?
GNever looked better
And B7you can't stand it
B B    C C    B B    C  C  C C B Am G
[Verse 2]
EmNext is a trip to the ladies room in vain
CI bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas
AmTonight, tonight, you are, you are Ba whispering campaign
CI bet to them, your name is "Cheap"B7, I bet to them you look like shhh
EmTalk to the mirror, Dchoke back tears
And keep Gtelling yourself that, "CI'm a diva.C"B  Am  
[Pre-chorus 2]
AmOh, and the smokes in that Bcigarette box on the Ctable
They just so Dhappen Bto be Claced Bwith CnitCrogClyAmcerBin
[Chorus]
CI'm the new cancer, B7never looked better
And Emyou can't sDtand it
I know because you Gsay so under your breath
You're reading lB7ips, "When did he get all confident?"
CHaven't you B7heard that IEm'm the new Dcancer?
GNever looked better
And B7you can't stand itB  B  
[Instrumental]
Em  D  G  C   Am  B  Em
Em  D  G  C   Am  B  Em
[Bridge]
EmHaven't you Dheard that GI'm the new Ccancer?
I've Amnever looked Bbetter and Emyou can't stand it
EmHaven't you Dheard that GI'm the new Ccancer?
I've Amnever looked Bbetter and Emyou can't stand it
[Outro]
And I Emknow, and I know
It just Ddoesn't feel like a night Gout with no one sizing you Cup
I've never Ambeen so surrepBtitious
So of course you'll be disEmtracted when I spike the punch
And I Emknow, and I know
It just Ddoesn't feel like a night Gout with no one sizing you Cup
I've never Ambeen so surrepBtitious
So of course you'll be disEmtracted when I spike the punch
And I Emknow, and I know
It just Ddoesn't feel like a night Gout with no one sizing you Cup
I've never Ambeen so surrepBtitious
So of course you'll be disEmtracted when I spike tDhe Empunch

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Theres A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey You Just Havent Thought Of It Yet

by Panic! At the Disco

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"There's A Good Reason These Tables Are Numbered Honey. You Just Haven't Thought

[Verse 1]

Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman

And from that moment, you'll be out of place and underdressed

Am B

I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it

C B7

Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

Em D

Please leave all overcoats, canes, and top hats with the doorman

G C

And from that moment, you'll be out of place and under dressed

Am B

I'm wrecking this evening already and loving every minute of it

C D B7

Ruining this banquet for the mildly inspiring and

[Pre-chorus 1]

When you're in black slacks with accentuating off-white

xx5557 xx5555 xx5557 xx5555

pinstripes whoa-oh

C B B Am G Em

Everything goes according to plan

[Chorus]

C B7

I'm the new cancer, never looked better

Em D

And you can't stand it

I know because you say so under your breath

You're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?"

C B7 Em D

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

Never looked better

And you can't stand it

B B C C B B C C C C B Am G

[Verse 2]

Next is a trip to the ladies room in vain

I bet you just can't keep up with these fashionistas

Am B

Tonight, tonight, you are, you are a whispering campaign

C B7

I bet to them, your name is "Cheap", I bet to them you look like shhh

Em D

Talk to the mirror, choke back tears

G C C B Am

And keep telling yourself that, "I'm a diva."

[Pre-chorus 2]

Am B C

Oh, and the smokes in that cigarette box on the table

D B C B C C C Am B

They just so happen to be laced with nitroglycerin

[Chorus]

C B7

I'm the new cancer, never looked better

Em D

And you can't stand it

I know because you say so under your breath

You're reading lips, "When did he get all confident?"

C B7 Em D

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

Never looked better

B7 B B

And you can't stand it

[Instrumental]

Em D G C Am B Em

[Bridge]

Em D G C

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

Am B Em

I've never looked better and you can't stand it

Em D G C

Haven't you heard that I'm the new cancer?

Am B Em

I've never looked better and you can't stand it

[Outro]

And I know, and I know

D G C

It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

Am B

I've never been so surreptitious

So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know

D G C

It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

Am B

I've never been so surreptitious

So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

And I know, and I know

D G C

It just doesn't feel like a night out with no one sizing you up

Am B

I've never been so surreptitious

Em D Em

So of course you'll be distracted when I spike the punch

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