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Intro: Dm-F-G-Bb- Cx 4 bum bum bum… 
DmNo ma'am i wonFt steal a kissG  
No ma'am I wont maBbke her Ccry
DmAnd yes ma'am FI will have her home by teGn.Bb  C  
DmYes sir FI do well in schoolG  
Yes sir both Bbmy pareCnts work
DmAnd no sir I hFave never fooled around wiGth funny cigarettes.Bb  C  
Dm-F-G-Bb- Cx2 bum bum bum….
DmPlease sit dowFn I'll take your coatG  
Have some wine I'lBbl clear mCy throat
DmAnd whisper chFocolate covered complimentGs into your ear.Bb  C  
DmAnd as your eyFelids gently closeG  
I'll place a kiss uBbpon youCr cheek
DmAnd you will kFnow for sureGm  
TGhat I'm the pGmerfect gentleGman
I'll Bbbake and cook and clean
BbBe the man of your dreams
ADo whatever you want Christine
But somehow girls wanBbt guys with big tattoosF  
Guys with basebaDmll caps and worn out shoesG  
They want fitness Bbfreaks that thinks and speFaks about themselvesA  
Guys with playboy Bbposters on the wallF  
Guys who consequeDmntly miss their caGlls
BbUnfortunately I'm noAt like that at all.
Dm-F-G-Bb- Cx2 bum bum bum….
DmCan I wFalk to your doorG  
Well I iBbnsist, yCes I'm sure
DmNo its Fnot that far from where I liveG  
BbbbbbbCbbbb Baby Dmcan I haFve your number pleaseG  
BbHave a guesCs, is that a tease
DmWell I cFould try but it might be a while beforGe I call.
I spend hourBbs by the phone
Dialing like a cone
ATill I finally reached her mom.
But somehow girls wanBbt guys with big tattoosF  
Guys with basebaDmll caps and worn out shoesG  
They want fitness Bbfreaks that thinks and speFaks about themselvesA  
Guys with playboy Bbposters on the wallF  
Guys who consequeDmntly miss their caGlls
BbUnfortunately I'm noAt like that at all.
Every trick in the book, got to learnA  
Every trick in the book, got to learnA  
Every trick in the book to get a girl hooAked
But somehow girls wanBbt guys with big tattoosF  
Guys with basebaDmll caps and worn out shoesG  
They want fitness Bbfreaks that thinks and speFaks about themselvesA  
Guys with playboy Bbposters on the wallF  
Guys who consequeDmntly miss their caGlls
BbUnfortunately I'm not like that at all.A  
But somehow girls wanBbt guys with big tattoosF  
Guys with basebaDmll caps and worn out shoesG  
They want fitness Bbfreaks that thinks and speFaks about themselvesA  
Guys with playboy Bbposters on the wallF  
Guys who consequeDmntly miss their caGlls
BbUnfortunately I'm noAt like that at all.
Dm-F-G-Bb- Cx4 bum bum bum….
No I Bbam not like thaat aCt allDm  
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No Maam

by Kris Herman

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Dm F G Bb C

Intro: ---- x 4 bum bum bum…

Dm F G

No ma'am i wont steal a kiss

Bb C

No ma'am I wont make her cry

Dm F G Bb C

And yes ma'am I will have her home by ten.

Dm F G

Yes sir I do well in school

Bb C

Yes sir both my parents work

Dm F G Bb C

And no sir I have never fooled around with funny cigarettes.

Dm F G Bb C

---- x2 bum bum bum….

Dm F G

Please sit down I'll take your coat

Bb C

Have some wine I'll clear my throat

Dm F G Bb C

And whisper chocolate covered compliments into your ear.

Dm F G

And as your eyelids gently close

Bb C

I'll place a kiss upon your cheek

Dm F Gm

And you will know for sure

G Gm G

That I'm the perfect gentleman

I'll bake and cook and clean

Be the man of your dreams

Do whatever you want Christine

Bb F

But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos

Dm G

Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes

Bb F A

They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves

Bb F

Guys with playboy posters on the wall

Dm G

Guys who consequently miss their calls

Bb A

Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.

Dm F G Bb C

---- x2 bum bum bum….

Dm F G

Can I walk to your door

Bb C

Well I insist, yes I'm sure

Dm F G

No its not that far from where I live

Bb C Dm F G

bbbbbbbbb Baby can I have your number please

Bb C

Have a guess, is that a tease

Dm F G

Well I could try but it might be a while before I call.

I spend hours by the phone

Dialing like a cone

Till I finally reached her mom.

Bb F

But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos

Dm G

Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes

Bb F A

They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves

Bb F

Guys with playboy posters on the wall

Dm G

Guys who consequently miss their calls

Bb A

Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.

Every trick in the book, got to learn

Every trick in the book to get a girl hooked

Bb F

But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos

Dm G

Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes

Bb F A

They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves

Bb F

Guys with playboy posters on the wall

Dm G

Guys who consequently miss their calls

Bb A

Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.

Bb F

But somehow girls want guys with big tattoos

Dm G

Guys with baseball caps and worn out shoes

Bb F A

They want fitness freaks that thinks and speaks about themselves

Bb F

Guys with playboy posters on the wall

Dm G

Guys who consequently miss their calls

Bb A

Unfortunately I'm not like that at all.

Dm F G Bb C

---- x4 bum bum bum….

Bb C Dm

No I am not like thaat at all

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