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Intro:  F  Bb  
FModern things are like masturbation
AmI don't give a fuck, BbI don't give a damn
FWhen you're touching me with a finger
but you pAmrobably asked for mBbore head, yeah
FWhat will it take to get you off my back
You're Amnot a parasite, you're on Bbfucking crack
FI just wanna go skate with my friends
So why don't Amyou get lost and Bbplease get "?"
 F   Am   Bbx4
 FWe weren't born to Bblose
 But Fbaby, we still Cdo
 Fcause theres so much fucking Bbshit to deFal with and I Cquit
 FSo give me another Bbbeer
 We're gonna Fdrink until the sun comes up or at Cleast till theres no beer
 FAnd I believe god will Bbfind us, and forFgive us for these stupid Cthings
Play F and Bb until the end

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Steve Fauser

by Diarrhea Planet

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F Bb

Intro:

Modern things are like masturbation

Am Bb

I don't give a fuck, I don't give a damn

When you're touching me with a finger

Am Bb

but you probably asked for more head, yeah

What will it take to get you off my back

Am Bb

You're not a parasite, you're on fucking crack

I just wanna go skate with my friends

Am Bb

So why don't you get lost and please get "?"

F Am Bb

F Bb

We weren't born to lose

F C

But baby, we still do

F Bb F C

cause theres so much fucking shit to deal with and I quit

F Bb

So give me another beer

F C

We're gonna drink until the sun comes up or at least till theres no beer

F Bb F C

And I believe god will find us, and forgive us for these stupid things

Play F and Bb until the end

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