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There Bbmwas a bounty hunter in the dF#epths of space
And she could G#easily combine your stupid C#ass with your Ebface
Her name was BbmSamus Aran and she would destF#roy Metroids
When she wasG#n't totally pissed, she was extrC#emely annEboyed
She stood up Bbmto every challenge no matter F#how ever demanding
And her cG#ourage was amazing and her bC#oobies were outsEbtanding
WHAT? BbmUh, nothing. I was just sF#aying that you're brave
Um G#okay, hey look over thereC#. It's KraidEb!
EbmI'm the strongest dragon that you've Bbmever seen
You're gonna dG#ie motherfucker, I take up five screens
I'm gonna sEbmwallow you whole and then you'll Bbmgo down easy
TF#hen you'll be digested and conG#verted to feces
EbmI'll take off your helmet, see the Bbmfear in your eyes
And your bG#eautiful hair and your well-toned thighs
And your Ebmpillowy lips and wait, yBbmou're not a guy
Is that a prF#oblem, you fuck?
Um no, prFepare to die!
KBbmraid was hesitating, but SamF#us was set to fight
She got inG#to a battle stance that made her C#butt look super tEbight and Kraid said
BbmNo wait, I think there has been a gF#igantic mistake
I actualG#ly just wanted to give you some dC#esserts that I Ebbaked
But BbmSamus said
What pisses me off mF#ost in this world
Is when enG#emies get nice when they all find C#out I'm a Ebgirl
So Bbmdo me a favor and take your cF#akes and your pies
And shove them G#so far up your ass that they end C#up behind your Ebeyes
EbmStop treating me like I'm a Bbmsex object
MG#other Brain's a woman, but she gets respect
EbmYeah Kraid, you never talk to Bbmme that way
Oh F#gosh, I wonder if it is because you are a huge diG#sgusting brain
Get the Ebmfuck off my planet; this is Bbmyour last chance
I'm gG#onna go ahead and slide out of my pants
That's it, you're Ebmall fucking dead
What, this Bbmroom feels stuffy
By the F#way do you like puppies?
Here's a bFasket of puppies
Whoops, killed the puppies

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Starbomb - Regretroid

by Misc Unsigned Bands

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Bbm

Ebm

Bbm F#

There was a bounty hunter in the depths of space

G# C# Eb

And she could easily combine your stupid ass with your face

Bbm F#

Her name was Samus Aran and she would destroy Metroids

G# C# Eb

When she wasn't totally pissed, she was extremely annoyed

Bbm F#

She stood up to every challenge no matter how ever demanding

G# C# Eb

And her courage was amazing and her boobies were outstanding

Bbm F#

WHAT? Uh, nothing. I was just saying that you're brave

G# C# Eb

Um okay, hey look over there. It's Kraid!

Ebm Bbm

I'm the strongest dragon that you've ever seen

You're gonna die motherfucker, I take up five screens

Ebm Bbm

I'm gonna swallow you whole and then you'll go down easy

F# G#

Then you'll be digested and converted to feces

Ebm Bbm

I'll take off your helmet, see the fear in your eyes

And your beautiful hair and your well-toned thighs

Ebm Bbm

And your pillowy lips and wait, you're not a guy

Is that a problem, you fuck?

Um no, prepare to die!

Bbm F#

Kraid was hesitating, but Samus was set to fight

G# C# Eb

She got into a battle stance that made her butt look super tight and Kraid said

Bbm F#

No wait, I think there has been a gigantic mistake

G# C# Eb

I actually just wanted to give you some desserts that I baked

Bbm

But Samus said

What pisses me off most in this world

G# C# Eb

Is when enemies get nice when they all find out I'm a girl

Bbm F#

So do me a favor and take your cakes and your pies

G# C# Eb

And shove them so far up your ass that they end up behind your eyes

Ebm Bbm

Stop treating me like I'm a sex object

Mother Brain's a woman, but she gets respect

Ebm Bbm

Yeah Kraid, you never talk to me that way

F# G#

Oh gosh, I wonder if it is because you are a huge disgusting brain

Ebm Bbm

Get the fuck off my planet; this is your last chance

I'm gonna go ahead and slide out of my pants

Ebm

That's it, you're all fucking dead

Bbm

What, this room feels stuffy

By the way do you like puppies?

Here's a basket of puppies

Whoops, killed the puppies

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