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NOFX - Best God In Show
[Intro Riff]
e|-------------------------------------------------|
B|-------------------------------------------------|
G|-------------------------------------------------|
D|-5--5----5-4-2--2----2---------------------------| x4
A|-5--5------------------5-3--3-----3--3--3-5-2-0--|
E|-3--3--------------------------------------------|
[Verse]
GI've no consideBmration, Czero mutual Amrespect
GFor billions who Emsuffer from, Crational thought Dneglect
GI don't wanna waste a Bmsentence, CI don't want a converAmsation
GThat's gonna end in Emdisdain, Cdisbelief and aggraDvation
[Chorus]
CAnd I find it's getting hDarder to hang Gout
CWith grown adults who Dactually beliEmeve
CIn Santa Claus and DNoah’s Ark
Gand that their god is the Embest
CMy distaste has Dturned into Gdetest
(Intro Riff)
[Verse]
GWho would read a 20Bm00   Cyear old medical Amjournal
GTechniques for blooEmdletting,    Cadvice on TrichiDnosis
GWould you navigBmate the globe    Cwith a map of a flaAmt earth
GWithout DNA Emtesting,   Cwould you believe virgin Dbirth
[Chorus]
And I Cfind it's getting Dpainful to put Gup
With Cgrown adults who Dactually Embelieve
In CUnicorns and DCreation,
and GGod always takes their Emside
That's when my iCnnocent Djabbing turns Gsnide
(Intro Riff)
[Verse]
GThank God for the BmGrammy,   Cthank God for the toucAmhdown
GThank God for blowing Emup    Cthe enemy's sDacred ground
GSo how am I suBmpposed to take   Canything you say seriouAmsly?
GWhen you've swapped Emfree will for Cfaith, hope and pre-Ddestiny
[Chorus]
And it's Cgetting agoDnizing to hang Gout
With Cgrown adults who Dactually beEmlieve
CMythology and Dhistory
trump Gphysics and Emscience
My Caversion has Dturned to abhorGrence
(Intro Riff)

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Best God In Show

by NOFX

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NOFX - Best God In Show

[Intro Riff]

e|-------------------------------------------------|

B|-------------------------------------------------|

G|-------------------------------------------------|

D|-5--5----5-4-2--2----2---------------------------| x4

A|-5--5------------------5-3--3-----3--3--3-5-2-0--|

E|-3--3--------------------------------------------|

[Verse]

G Bm C Am

I've no consideration, zero mutual respect

G Em C D

For billions who suffer from, rational thought neglect

G Bm C Am

I don't wanna waste a sentence, I don't want a conversation

G Em C D

That's gonna end in disdain, disbelief and aggravation

[Chorus]

C D G

And I find it's getting harder to hang out

C D Em

With grown adults who actually believe

C D

In Santa Claus and Noah’s Ark

G Em

and that their god is the best

C D G

My distaste has turned into detest

(Intro Riff)

[Verse]

G Bm C Am

Who would read a 2000 year old medical journal

G Em C D

Techniques for bloodletting, advice on Trichinosis

G Bm C Am

Would you navigate the globe with a map of a flat earth

G Em C D

Without DNA testing, would you believe virgin birth

[Chorus]

C D G

And I find it's getting painful to put up

C D Em

With grown adults who actually believe

C D

In Unicorns and Creation,

G Em

and God always takes their side

C D G

That's when my innocent jabbing turns snide

(Intro Riff)

[Verse]

G Bm C Am

Thank God for the Grammy, thank God for the touchdown

G Em C D

Thank God for blowing up the enemy's sacred ground

G Bm C Am

So how am I supposed to take anything you say seriously?

G Em C D

When you've swapped free will for faith, hope and pre-destiny

[Chorus]

C D G

And it's getting agonizing to hang out

C D Em

With grown adults who actually believe

C D

Mythology and history

G Em

trump physics and science

C D G

My aversion has turned to abhorrence

(Intro Riff)

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