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[Danny Sexbang]
DmHello Mega Man, und CMrs. Mega Man
Welcome to couples' tBbherapy. I am Dr. Wily
[Egoraptor]
Dr. WAily? You're a therapist now?
But you're Dmevil and bent on world domination
[Danny]
Not aDmnymore, those days are behind me
DmDon't question it. Shut up. Just tell me Athe problem over this hot beat
[Ego] 
Okay
DmWell, you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life
A mega hDmouse with two kids and a hot mega wife
But I Dmgot a little problem with my android bride
When it cAomes to making love she's never satisfied
[Danny]
We've been fDmucking for decades, sex has gotten routine
We gotta spDmice that shit up, I'm not a total machine
I'm sDmick of all the romance and the cBbuddles and the love
It's time to gAet dirty and do all the weird stuff
It would bDme seeming to mCe that the prAmoblem hGere
Is you don't lDmisten to your wCife, she is bGeing clear
[Ego] But she says Dmthe same thing like a tCape recorder
[Danny]
Quiet, the dAmoctor is talking, there mGust be order
 Dm(SorrGmy, I'mA... I'm not evil anymore)
You must bDmeat the Robot MCasters to acqAmuire skGills
And then Dmuse them on your wCife when she is gGetting drilled
DmMaybe she likes shCocks from ElAmec Man's bGeam
Or get bDmurned by firebGmalls
She's a frAeaky man's dream
[Ego] Is tDmhat what you want, hon, a Robot Master?
[Danny]
CGet out and do it you stupid bastard
Your mBbarriage would be healthy like pure spring water
Now lAeave my office before you are slaughtered
[Ego]
DmFine I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage
For the sDmatisfaction of my lady's undercarriage
DmFirst I'll take out Fire Man, not much of a test
Oh, your wAeakness is ice? I would've never fuckin' guessed
Now DmIce Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time
Oh, Dmis your weakness fire? You just blew my fuckin' mind
I cDmut Cut Man and he's gonna need stBbitches
Bomb and AElec Man just went down like little bitches
[Danny]
DmWait, you dCouchebag, I'm gAmonna end your lGife
I am MDmega Man ZerCo and I'm hGere to plow your wife
I bring sDmex moves from the fCuture and my skAmills are vGast
Like my SDmuper Double GmUltra Mega NAutbuster Cum Blast. (Oh!)
DmWomen can't resCist my blonde, flAmowing lGocks
I'll slap a stDmamp right on my pCackage
And delGiver your wife the cock
My shiny Dmarmor is rCed, the color Amof victorGy
While your frDmuity suit is blGmue, like your bAalls will soon be
[Danny]
DmWait, what are you doing?
[Ego]
Mega dick, Bbactivate!A  
[Danny]
So MDmega Man harnessed all the powers of the masters
And kCilled Zero with his mega laser schlong blaster
And tBbhen he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes more"
Then she lAoved him again cause she's a shallow whore
  DmSorry, that was misogynistic. She is a whore though
[Ego]
What did you say?
[Danny]
Nothing. Douche

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Starbomb - Mega Marital Problems

by Misc Unsigned Bands

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[Danny Sexbang]

Dm C

Hello Mega Man, und Mrs. Mega Man

Welcome to couples' therapy. I am Dr. Wily

[Egoraptor]

Dr. Wily? You're a therapist now?

But you're evil and bent on world domination

[Danny]

Not anymore, those days are behind me

Dm A

Don't question it. Shut up. Just tell me the problem over this hot beat

[Ego]

Okay

Well, you see, Doc, I got a pretty nice life

A mega house with two kids and a hot mega wife

But I got a little problem with my android bride

When it comes to making love she's never satisfied

[Danny]

We've been fucking for decades, sex has gotten routine

We gotta spice that shit up, I'm not a total machine

Dm Bb

I'm sick of all the romance and the cuddles and the love

It's time to get dirty and do all the weird stuff

Dm C Am G

It would be seeming to me that the problem here

Dm C G

Is you don't listen to your wife, she is being clear

Dm C

[Ego] But she says the same thing like a tape recorder

[Danny]

Am G

Quiet, the doctor is talking, there must be order

Dm Gm A

(Sorry, I'm... I'm not evil anymore)

Dm C Am G

You must beat the Robot Masters to acquire skills

Dm C G

And then use them on your wife when she is getting drilled

Dm C Am G

Maybe she likes shocks from Elec Man's beam

Dm Gm

Or get burned by fireballs

She's a freaky man's dream

[Ego] Is that what you want, hon, a Robot Master?

[Danny]

Get out and do it you stupid bastard

Your marriage would be healthy like pure spring water

Now leave my office before you are slaughtered

[Ego]

Fine I'll kick ass if it saves my marriage

For the satisfaction of my lady's undercarriage

First I'll take out Fire Man, not much of a test

Oh, your weakness is ice? I would've never fuckin' guessed

Now Ice Man is here, this shouldn't take up too much time

Oh, is your weakness fire? You just blew my fuckin' mind

Dm Bb

I cut Cut Man and he's gonna need stitches

Bomb and Elec Man just went down like little bitches

[Danny]

Dm C Am G

Wait, you douchebag, I'm gonna end your life

Dm C G

I am Mega Man Zero and I'm here to plow your wife

Dm C Am G

I bring sex moves from the future and my skills are vast

Dm Gm A

Like my Super Double Ultra Mega Nutbuster Cum Blast. (Oh!)

Dm C Am G

Women can't resist my blonde, flowing locks

Dm C

I'll slap a stamp right on my package

And deliver your wife the cock

Dm C Am G

My shiny armor is red, the color of victory

Dm Gm A

While your fruity suit is blue, like your balls will soon be

[Danny]

Wait, what are you doing?

[Ego]

Bb A

Mega dick, activate!

[Danny]

So Mega Man harnessed all the powers of the masters

And killed Zero with his mega laser schlong blaster

And then he banged his wife until she screamed "Yes more"

Then she loved him again cause she's a shallow whore

Sorry, that was misogynistic. She is a whore though

[Ego]

What did you say?

[Danny]

Nothing. Douche

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