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This has always been one of my favorite "novelty" songs by Roger Alan Wade.  I 
never quite understood all of the lyrics until I really dug in and did some heavy 
thinkin' and searchin'.  I'll have a tiny vocabulary section at the end of the 
song just in case anyone was as confuddled as I was.
Intro: E (Strum once)
Chorus 1:
She's a Apsycho bitch from Hell
Suckin' oEn a Pall Mall
She gets B7drunk as a carload of white trash
Walks like a dEuck
She's Ahairy as the missin' link
Her 12ED wide Pick 'n Pay stink
The nicest B7thing she ever said to me was "you sEuck"
Verse 1:
Oh the Abest mood she ever been in was a bEad mood
B7It just tends to go from bad to Eworse
And all she Aever gave a damn about was a shot of Early Times and a QEuaalude
But a B7good ass-whippin' is what her big ass deEserves
Chorus 2:
She's a Apsycho bitch from Hell
Suckin' oEn a Pall Mall
She gets B7drunk as a carload of white trash
Walks like a dEuck
She's Ahairy as the missin' link
Her 12ED wide Pick 'n Pay stink
The nicest B7thing she ever said to my momma was "your son sEucks"
Verse 2: 
Well her ole mAomma's still in jail, cause her dEaddy drank up the bail
And B7her whole family thinks that Bob Saget is Efunny
And her little tAwin sister used to be a whore, but that little Epig ain't no whore no more
Cause nobB7ody's desperate enough to give the little skank no mEoney
Chorus 3:
She's a Apsycho bitch from Hell
Suckin' oEn a Pall Mall
She gets B7drunk as a carload of white trash
Walks like a dEuck
She's Ahairy as the missin' link
Her 12ED wide Pick 'n Pay stink
            B7(Strum once)                                                               E  
The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you better come bail me out or I'll kill your family"
____________________________________
Early Times is a brand of whiskey
A quaalude is a sedative pill
In the line "Suckin' on a Pall Mall" (Pall Mall is a brand of cigarette), Roger 
pronounces it like "Pell Mell" to rhyme with the first line better.
And in the line "Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink" (12D is a men's shoe size and 
"Pick n' Pay" is a the name of a store chain).

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Psycho Bitch From Hell

by Roger Alan Wade

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This has always been one of my favorite "novelty" songs by Roger Alan Wade. I

never quite understood all of the lyrics until I really dug in and did some heavy

thinkin' and searchin'. I'll have a tiny vocabulary section at the end of the

song just in case anyone was as confuddled as I was.

Intro: E (Strum once)

Chorus 1:

She's a psycho bitch from Hell

Suckin' on a Pall Mall

She gets drunk as a carload of white trash

Walks like a duck

She's hairy as the missin' link

Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink

B7 E

The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you suck"

Verse 1:

A E

Oh the best mood she ever been in was a bad mood

B7 E

It just tends to go from bad to worse

A E

And all she ever gave a damn about was a shot of Early Times and a Quaalude

B7 E

But a good ass-whippin' is what her big ass deserves

Chorus 2:

She's a psycho bitch from Hell

Suckin' on a Pall Mall

She gets drunk as a carload of white trash

Walks like a duck

She's hairy as the missin' link

Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink

B7 E

The nicest thing she ever said to my momma was "your son sucks"

Verse 2:

A E

Well her ole momma's still in jail, cause her daddy drank up the bail

B7 E

And her whole family thinks that Bob Saget is funny

A E

And her little twin sister used to be a whore, but that little pig ain't no whore no more

B7 E

Cause nobody's desperate enough to give the little skank no money

Chorus 3:

She's a psycho bitch from Hell

Suckin' on a Pall Mall

She gets drunk as a carload of white trash

Walks like a duck

She's hairy as the missin' link

Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink

B7 E

(Strum once)

The nicest thing she ever said to me was "you better come bail me out or I'll kill your family"

____________________________________

Early Times is a brand of whiskey

A quaalude is a sedative pill

In the line "Suckin' on a Pall Mall" (Pall Mall is a brand of cigarette), Roger

pronounces it like "Pell Mell" to rhyme with the first line better.

And in the line "Her 12D wide Pick 'n Pay stink" (12D is a men's shoe size and

"Pick n' Pay" is a the name of a store chain).

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