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 A(let ring out) 
E
D
(Insert people talking)slow guitar sounds underneath
Person 1: chris - oh my god, did you hear about bobby? Apparently he...
Person 2: the other day at work I overheard....
Person 3: Sean-  So I'm at dinner the other night and I overhear
          the table next to me...
Person 4:Lisa- according to my best friends friend, they are total idiots...
Person 5: I know it can't be true, but did you hear about
Person 6: Timmy - I shouldn't repeat this but...
Person 7: Kim  - did you read on Facebook about that guy..
Bang sticks together 4 times, then...
Verse (long)
AYou need to shut your mouth
Cause you're Etalking cDrap
AYou need to shut your mouth
Cause you're Gtalking Acrap
AYou need to shut your mouth
Cause you're Etalking cDrap
AIt's spilling off your lips
Right oDnto your Alap
Chorus 1 (add some oooohs)
AI heard you in the lunchroom running your jaw
AAn authority on everything, you are the law
EBut we all know it's bogus, a total pack of lies
DThose words that spill off your tongue no one's gonna buy.
Verse (short)
AYou need to shut your mouth
Cause you're Etalking cDrap
AYou need to shut your mouth
Cause you're tGalking cArap
Chorus 2
AYou captivate an audience with the nonsense you speak
AThey look at you in horror and think you are a freak
EDo you ever, ever think about the words you let loose
DOr do they come out so fast it's just verbal abuse
Verse  (short)
AYou need to shut your mouth
Cause you're Etalking cDrap
AYou need to shut your mouth
Cause you're Gtalking Acrap
Solo (5 fret)
 A   A   A   A    A   C   C   D   C  E(9fret)
E E E  D  C A
Chorus 3
AHow do I know whenever you're near?
ACause Blah blah blah is all that I hear!
ENoises to the right and noises to the left
DIt's whenever you are speaking that I wish I was deaf.
(Insert people talking)
Spoken
"Play the song louder, I can still hear you"
Verse  (short)
AYou need to shut your mouth
Cause you're Etalking cDrap
AYou need to shut your mouth
Cause you're tGalking cArap
Chorus 4
AWords flow off your tongue Like beer from a tap
AIt's a shame I don't like violence or your face I would slap
EBut karma is a coming that much is true
                            D( no music)
Soon I'm gonna hear someone talking crap about you
Verse (long)
AYou need to shut your mouth
Cause you're Etalking cDrap
AYou need to shut your mouth
Cause you're Gtalking Acrap
AYou need to shut your mouth
Cause you're Etalking cDrap
AIt's spilling off your lips
Right oDnto your Alap
AYou need to shut your mouth
Cause you're tGalking cArap
Shuuuuttt Uuuuuuupppp!

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Talking Crap

by Zombies On Vacation

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

(let ring out)

(Insert people talking)slow guitar sounds underneath

Person 1: chris - oh my god, did you hear about bobby? Apparently he...

Person 2: the other day at work I overheard....

Person 3: Sean- So I'm at dinner the other night and I overhear

the table next to me...

Person 4:Lisa- according to my best friends friend, they are total idiots...

Person 5: I know it can't be true, but did you hear about

Person 6: Timmy - I shouldn't repeat this but...

Person 7: Kim - did you read on Facebook about that guy..

Bang sticks together 4 times, then...

Verse (long)

You need to shut your mouth

E D

Cause you're talking crap

You need to shut your mouth

G A

Cause you're talking crap

You need to shut your mouth

E D

Cause you're talking crap

It's spilling off your lips

D A

Right onto your lap

Chorus 1 (add some oooohs)

I heard you in the lunchroom running your jaw

An authority on everything, you are the law

But we all know it's bogus, a total pack of lies

Those words that spill off your tongue no one's gonna buy.

Verse (short)

You need to shut your mouth

E D

Cause you're talking crap

You need to shut your mouth

G A

Cause you're talking crap

Chorus 2

You captivate an audience with the nonsense you speak

They look at you in horror and think you are a freak

Do you ever, ever think about the words you let loose

Or do they come out so fast it's just verbal abuse

Verse (short)

You need to shut your mouth

E D

Cause you're talking crap

You need to shut your mouth

G A

Cause you're talking crap

Solo (5 fret)

A A A A A C C D C E

(9fret)

E E E D C A

Chorus 3

How do I know whenever you're near?

Cause Blah blah blah is all that I hear!

Noises to the right and noises to the left

It's whenever you are speaking that I wish I was deaf.

(Insert people talking)

Spoken

"Play the song louder, I can still hear you"

Verse (short)

You need to shut your mouth

E D

Cause you're talking crap

You need to shut your mouth

G A

Cause you're talking crap

Chorus 4

Words flow off your tongue Like beer from a tap

It's a shame I don't like violence or your face I would slap

But karma is a coming that much is true

( no music)

Soon I'm gonna hear someone talking crap about you

Verse (long)

You need to shut your mouth

E D

Cause you're talking crap

You need to shut your mouth

G A

Cause you're talking crap

You need to shut your mouth

E D

Cause you're talking crap

It's spilling off your lips

D A

Right onto your lap

You need to shut your mouth

G A

Cause you're talking crap

Shuuuuttt Uuuuuuupppp!

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