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Family Guy - I Cant Poop In Strange Places

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I heard this song played by Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire during the Family Guy 
episode "Into Harmony's Way."
I believe this is accurate, but any comments or corrections are welcome.  Enjoy!!
Standard Tuning - Two Guitars
Intro
 Amx8
AmI can't poop in strange places (Quagmire echoes "Strange places")
EmI can only poop in my home
GIt's as though I'm watched by strange faces (Quagmire echoes "Strange faces")
AmIt's why I never roam
AmI've left Stewie alone with strangers (Quagmire echoes "Strangers")
EmTo satisfy my fecal needs... (The rest of the song is in Harmony)
GI've put my whole family in danger
AmTo poop before my anus bleeds
Chorus:
FHome bowl, Chome bowl
GYou know just what I Amneed
FHome bowl, Chome bowl
GPoop before my anus Ambleeds
tabbed by Matt183

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Family Guy - I Cant Poop In Strange Places

by Misc Cartoons

Lyrics & chords · Original key

I heard this song played by Peter Griffin and Glenn Quagmire during the Family Guy

episode "Into Harmony's Way."

I believe this is accurate, but any comments or corrections are welcome. Enjoy!!

Standard Tuning - Two Guitars

Intro

I can't poop in strange places (Quagmire echoes "Strange places")

I can only poop in my home

It's as though I'm watched by strange faces (Quagmire echoes "Strange faces")

It's why I never roam

I've left Stewie alone with strangers (Quagmire echoes "Strangers")

To satisfy my fecal needs... (The rest of the song is in Harmony)

I've put my whole family in danger

To poop before my anus bleeds

Chorus:

F C

Home bowl, home bowl

G Am

You know just what I need

F C

Home bowl, home bowl

G Am

Poop before my anus bleeds

tabbed by Matt183

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