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(intro  C   F   C   G7  C)
The Ccar that's parked on a Fpavement narked
PeCdestrians and G7children with Cchalk
Their games, their shapes, their Fcapers, their japes
DesCtroyed by a G7thoughtless shiteChawk.
And yea though I walk in the Froad to get past, I'm Cnot in the least aGfraid
For Csoon I shall fly to the Fsweet by and by
ACway from a G7world without Cshade.
A streaker streaks and a Fnation shrugs at a Csaucer-like G7disc in the Csky
A Cstag weekend is a Fpoor weekend
If the Carmy is G7not on standCby.
Pub grub, pub games, pub Fbands, pub names
The CPit Bull that's great with Gkids
If CChelsea, Chantelle and FJordan should gel
My Cfears would be G7laid to my Cskids.
The maverick cops with their Faverage flasks and Cboring unG7orthodox Cways
The Cprevious life as a FPharaoh's wife
Is Cmightily G7irksome these Cdays.
The Lady In Red hides Funder the bed from a Chusband who quotes Chubby GBrown
It's Ccold and it's wet and the Fknell of regret
Is Cpealing throughG7out every Ctown
Is pealing throughG7out every Ctown.

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He Who Would Valium Take

by Half Man Half Biscuit

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

C F C G7 C

(intro )

C F

The car that's parked on a pavement narked

C G7 C

Pedestrians and children with chalk

Their games, their shapes, their capers, their japes

C G7 C

Destroyed by a thoughtless shitehawk.

F C G

And yea though I walk in the road to get past, I'm not in the least afraid

C F

For soon I shall fly to the sweet by and by

C G7 C

Away from a world without shade.

F C G7 C

A streaker streaks and a nation shrugs at a saucer-like disc in the sky

C F

A stag weekend is a poor weekend

C G7 C

If the army is not on standby.

Pub grub, pub games, pub bands, pub names

C G

The Pit Bull that's great with kids

C F

If Chelsea, Chantelle and Jordan should gel

C G7 C

My fears would be laid to my skids.

F C G7 C

The maverick cops with their average flasks and boring unorthodox ways

C F

The previous life as a Pharaoh's wife

C G7 C

Is mightily irksome these days.

F C G

The Lady In Red hides under the bed from a husband who quotes Chubby Brown

C F

It's cold and it's wet and the knell of regret

C G7 C

Is pealing throughout every town

G7 C

Is pealing throughout every town.

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