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                             99 Problems by Courtney Love
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Super simple, this is a Jay-Z cover she played live recently on acoustic guitar. 
Pretty sure it's just these three chords.
Tuning: EADGBE
EmGot the rock patrol on the Ggat patrol
DFoes that wanna make sure my casket's closed
EmCritics are saying he's "Gmoney, cash, hoes,
D"From the hood, stupid, what types of facts are those?"
EmIf you grew up with holes in your GZapatos
DYou'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough
EmI'm like "Fuck you critics, kiss my Gwhole asshole"
DIf you don't like my lyrics you can press fast-forward
EmI've got beef with radio if I don't Gplay their show
DThey don't play my hits, but I don't give a shit, so
EmRap mags try and use Gmy black ass 
DSo advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads
EmI don't know what you Gtake me as
DOr understand the intelligence Jay-Z has
EmI'm from rags to riches, nigger, GI ain't dumb
DI got ninety nine problems and a bitch ain't one
EmI got ninety nine problems but a Gbitch ain't one
DIf you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son
EmI got ninety nine problems but a Gbitch ain't one
EmOnce upon a time not too Glong ago
DA nigger like myself had to strong arm a ho
EmThis is not a ho in the sense of Ghavin' a pussy
DBut a pussy having no goddamn sense, try and push me
EmI tried to ignore it, Gpray to the lord 
DPray for him, cause some fools love to perform
EmYou know the type, loud as a Gmotorbike
DBut wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight
EmAnd the only thing that's gonna Ghappen
DIs that I'm gonna get to clappin'
EmHe and his boys gonna be Gyappin' to the captain
DAnd there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again
EmBack through the system with the Griff raff again
DFiends on the floor, scratching again
EmPaparazzis with their cameras, Gsnapping at them
DD.A. tried to give a nigga a shaft again
EmA million for bail cause GI'm African
DAll because the fools harassin'
EmTry to play the boy like he's Gsaccharin
DBut ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun
EmAin't nothing sweet 'bout how I Ghold my Dgun
EmAin't nothing sweet 'bout how I Ghold my Dgun
EmAin't nothing sweet 'bout how I Ghold my Dgun
EmAin't nothing sweet 'bout how I Ghold my Dgun
EmNothing sweet 'bout how I Ghold my Dgun
EmAin't nothing sweet 'bout how I Ghold my Dgun
EmI got a ninety nine problems
But being a Gbitch Dain't Emone

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99 Problems

by Courtney Love

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99 Problems by Courtney Love

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Super simple, this is a Jay-Z cover she played live recently on acoustic guitar.

Pretty sure it's just these three chords.

Tuning: EADGBE

Em G

Got the rock patrol on the gat patrol

Foes that wanna make sure my casket's closed

Em G

Critics are saying he's "money, cash, hoes,

"From the hood, stupid, what types of facts are those?"

Em G

If you grew up with holes in your Zapatos

You'd celebrate the minute you was havin' dough

Em G

I'm like "Fuck you critics, kiss my whole asshole"

If you don't like my lyrics you can press fast-forward

Em G

I've got beef with radio if I don't play their show

They don't play my hits, but I don't give a shit, so

Em G

Rap mags try and use my black ass

So advertisers can give 'em more cash for ads

Em G

I don't know what you take me as

Or understand the intelligence Jay-Z has

Em G

I'm from rags to riches, nigger, I ain't dumb

I got ninety nine problems and a bitch ain't one

Em G

I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son

Em G

I got ninety nine problems but a bitch ain't one

Em G

Once upon a time not too long ago

A nigger like myself had to strong arm a ho

Em G

This is not a ho in the sense of havin' a pussy

But a pussy having no goddamn sense, try and push me

Em G

I tried to ignore it, pray to the lord

Pray for him, cause some fools love to perform

Em G

You know the type, loud as a motorbike

But wouldn't bust a grape in a fruit fight

Em G

And the only thing that's gonna happen

Is that I'm gonna get to clappin'

Em G

He and his boys gonna be yappin' to the captain

And there I go trapped in the Kit Kat again

Em G

Back through the system with the riff raff again

Fiends on the floor, scratching again

Em G

Paparazzis with their cameras, snapping at them

D.A. tried to give a nigga a shaft again

Em G

A million for bail cause I'm African

All because the fools harassin'

Em G

Try to play the boy like he's saccharin

But ain't nothing sweet 'bout how I hold my gun

Em G D