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Geek Anthem

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[Key: C]
[Verse]
CYou point and lFaugh because AmI am a Gvirgin
CWeFll AmhaGha, so’s my imaginary girlfriend
CI FloAmok Gat her, she knows what Im after
CBlFow Amme Glike a dragon, I’ll be your dungeon master
I may look stupid when I have my cape on
I always wear it for the star wars marathon
Ive got no job, no car, no life at all
No bills to pay, no friends to call
[Chorus]
CWe GlAmive Fat home, no where to go, look around, were all alone
CWe GwAmatcFh tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but we’re as happy as can be
[Verse]
You had a secret club you never let me in
You said I’m weak ‘cuz I’m allergic to oxygen
I collect action figures, please dont call them “dolls”
The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls
I have more comic books than I could ever read
And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD
Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff
I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough
[Bridge]
CBaGzinga
AmScissors paper rock
FLizard beating Spock
CBaGzinga
AmI used to play World of Warcraft
FBut then I took a vagina to the cock
(C) SamWrestle & aequitaS 2011/2012

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Geek Anthem

by Aequitas

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

[Key: ]

[Verse]

C F Am G

You point and laugh because I am a virgin

C F Am G

Well haha, so’s my imaginary girlfriend

C F Am G

I look at her, she knows what Im after

C F Am G

Blow me like a dragon, I’ll be your dungeon master

I may look stupid when I have my cape on

I always wear it for the star wars marathon

Ive got no job, no car, no life at all

No bills to pay, no friends to call

[Chorus]

C G Am F

We live at home, no where to go, look around, were all alone

C G Am F

We watch tv and sleep till three, you call us losers, but we’re as happy as can be

[Verse]

You had a secret club you never let me in

You said I’m weak ‘cuz I’m allergic to oxygen

I collect action figures, please dont call them “dolls”

The athletes never let me play with them or with their balls

I have more comic books than I could ever read

And every episode of Bill Nye on DVD

Dont cook, dont clean, no my mommy does all that stuff

I wear my Batman pajamas to make me tough

[Bridge]

C G

Bazinga

Scissors paper rock

Lizard beating Spock

C G

Bazinga

I used to play World of Warcraft

But then I took a vagina to the cock

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