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My shDow is a little bit silly anGd a little bit DpretentiousG
Like ShDakespeare's willy or NGoam Chomsky Bminwearing a strap on,A
It's Dalso a little bit gay anGd a little offDensive,G
Like ThDanksgiving Day or NoaGm Chomsky Bminwearing a strap on,A
So put your cell phDones to vibrate,G
And put your vibratoBminrs to cell phone Amode,
DWelcome to the show it goes a little Gbit like this,Bmin
JOKE... (laAugh)... exactly.
DWelcome to my flow it flows a littGle bit like this,Bmin
With a rap Aa dist and a,
DSwift rap on the wrist a Gwrap and a kiss,
BminLike Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit.A
DI got a show that'll test ya Gkids,
Then ask Bminone question and the question is,A
What's funnDy? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?G
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funnAy?
Oh, HumDor is often linked to sGhared experienBmince,A
Like a guy Dgets up and says,
"have you noticeGd that public restrooms have really inefficient hanBmind dryers,A
Oh my god, Dyes I have, HA GHA HA,Bmin
Really good point, Athey should fix that,D
Its gGood to know that somebody finBminally gets me,A
because my wife divDorced me which Sub-Consciously forced me,G
to lBminose all sense of self.A
So its niDce to think about hand dryers Gand not that cheating whoBminre,A
Because stand Dup comedy is actually pretty eGasy,Bmin A
If you're an asian Dcomic just get up and saGy,
"My mothers got the weirdest fucBminking accent"A
then just do, a Dchinese accent, becGause everybody laughs at the chinese acceBminnt,A
Because they privatelDy thought that your people were laughableG,
And now you've given them Bminthe chance to express that in publicA,
If you're a musiDcal comic, just give 'em a litGtle weird voice inflectBminionA
D G Bmin[stop]
Then take a Viagra and slap 'em with a rock hard misdirection
What's funnDy? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?G
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funnAy?
[stop]
TOURETTE'S!
What's funnDy? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?G
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funnAy? And the audience says
When I was a baby, maDybe I laughed at peopGle jiggling keys,Bmin A
Now I'm older Dand bolder,
And just get mad 'caGuse i notice that the keys are to a HummerBmin,A
Fuck my life I Ddon't fuck my wife,G
so fuck my wife anBmind fuck my life,A
and my son is gay, but Dnot sitcom gay,G
My daughter's a whore likBmine another girl who used to be her motherA,
But the marrDiage made her miss merry americana,G
BminI want a teen without screaminAg prima-donna,
But the radiDcal feminists made my wifGe a man,Bmin A
And if I die Dhappy the situation Gwill be autoerotic asphyxBminiation,A
DI hate my life Gand it hates me back, Bmin A
and my friend is black, D
but I Gdon't know what to call him, so BminI just call himA...
D"Yo whatup JGamaal?", Bmin
[stop] A
Even though his name is Steve,
I DHate my job I hate my life, hate my kids GI hate my wife,
BminJews would know I do it; Judas beat Ame to it,
DI'm slowly slipping into a solipsistic Gcoma,Bmin A
A [just strum angrily a bunch of times]
And I masturbate because I'm the only one who's standards are low enough to fuck me....
.....
What's funnDy? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?G
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funnAy?
[stop]
*pop* It's a boy!
What's funnDy? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?G
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funnAy?
Hopefully thisD A D
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Whats Funny
by Bo Burnham
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D
G
Bmin
A
D G D G
My show is a little bit silly and a little bit pretentious
D G Bmin A
Like Shakespeare's willy or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on,
D G D G
It's also a little bit gay and a little offensive,
D G Bmin A
Like Thanksgiving Day or Noam Chomsky wearing a strap on,
D G
So put your cell phones to vibrate,
Bmin A
And put your vibrators to cell phone mode,
D G Bmin
Welcome to the show it goes a little bit like this,
A
JOKE... (laugh)... exactly.
D G Bmin
Welcome to my flow it flows a little bit like this,
A
With a rap a dist and a,
D G
Swift rap on the wrist a wrap and a kiss,
Bmin A
Like Hershey's wrapping a kiss shit.
D G
I got a show that'll test ya kids,
Bmin A
Then ask one question and the question is,
D G
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
A
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
D G Bmin A
Oh, Humor is often linked to shared experience,
D
Like a guy gets up and says,
G Bmin A
"have you noticed that public restrooms have really inefficient hand dryers,
D G Bmin
Oh my god, yes I have, HA HA HA,
A D
Really good point, they should fix that,
G Bmin A
Its good to know that somebody finally gets me,
D G
because my wife divorced me which Sub-Consciously forced me,
Bmin A
to lose all sense of self.
D G Bmin A
So its nice to think about hand dryers and not that cheating whore,
D G Bmin A
Because stand up comedy is actually pretty easy,
D G
If you're an asian comic just get up and say,
Bmin A
"My mothers got the weirdest fucking accent"
D G Bmin A
then just do, a chinese accent, because everybody laughs at the chinese accent,
D G
Because they privately thought that your people were laughable,
Bmin A
And now you've given them the chance to express that in public,
D G Bmin A
If you're a musical comic, just give 'em a little weird voice inflection
D G Bmin
[stop]
Then take a Viagra and slap 'em with a rock hard misdirection
D G
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
A
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
[stop]
TOURETTE'S!
D G
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
A
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny? And the audience says
D G Bmin A
When I was a baby, maybe I laughed at people jiggling keys,
D
Now I'm older and bolder,
G Bmin A
And just get mad 'cause i notice that the keys are to a Hummer,
D G
Fuck my life I don't fuck my wife,
Bmin A
so fuck my wife and fuck my life,
D G
and my son is gay, but not sitcom gay,
Bmin A
My daughter's a whore like another girl who used to be her mother,
D G
But the marriage made her miss merry americana,
Bmin A
I want a teen without screaming prima-donna,
D G Bmin A
But the radical feminists made my wife a man,
D G Bmin A
And if I die happy the situation will be autoerotic asphyxiation,
D G Bmin A
I hate my life and it hates me back,
D
and my friend is black,
G Bmin A
but I don't know what to call him, so I just call him...
D G Bmin
"Yo whatup Jamaal?",
A
[stop]
Even though his name is Steve,
D G
I Hate my job I hate my life, hate my kids I hate my wife,
Bmin A
Jews would know I do it; Judas beat me to it,
D G Bmin A
I'm slowly slipping into a solipsistic coma,
A [just strum angrily a bunch of times]
And I masturbate because I'm the only one who's standards are low enough to fuck me....
.....
D G
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
A
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
[stop]
*pop* It's a boy!
D G
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? What's funny?
A
What's funny? What's funny? What's funny? Funny? F-funny?
D A D
Hopefully this
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