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Douchebag

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AHey dude, we get it, Dyou're cooler than us
EYou drove your father's El Camino while we aF#mll took the bus
There was a Atime, there was a place when you meant sDomething to me
But time haEs shown and now I know that we were F#mwrong and you will always be 
     A
 Aprick
A fake, your parents' grDeatest mistake
You're the hEeight of all douche-baggery, it's too F#mmuch to take
But dAamn you look so cool in steDel-point shoes
And when you'Eve got so much ed hardy it must be hF#mard for you to choose
Cause you're your Down biggest fEan and the only oAne you've gotF#m  
NoDbody think it's cEool when you Apeel out in the pF#marking lot
DOf your high sEchool where you Agraduated six yeaF#mrs ago
            D    E(hold)         
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A(douche, douche, douche, douche, dDouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E(douche, douche, douche, douche, dF#mouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A(douche, douche, douche, douche, dDouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E(douche, douche, douche, douche, dF#mouchebag)
AHey bro, we get it, your Dstyle is sick
EI know cause you went shirtless in your proF#mfile pic
You took it oAff while at a party to shoDw your tattoos
At Ethe beer pong table wherF#me you never lose
Cause you're your Down biggest fEan and the only oAne you've gotF#m  
NoDbody think it's cEool when you Apeel out in the pF#marking lot
DOf your high sEchool where you Agraduated six yeaF#mrs ago
            D   E(hold)              
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A(douche, douche, douche, douche, dDouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E(douche, douche, douche, douche, dF#mouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A(douche, douche, douche, douche, dDouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E(douche, douche, douche, douche, dF#mouchebag)
AThere's a nine in ten chance you've got a tF#mribal tattoo
Girl says Ddamn that boy can dance, now he's a Erival to you
Hit the beAach but never swim wearing F#mjeans in the gym
In to everDy club you go it's fouErloko, fourloko
Take a protAein shake with a jageF#mr bomb shot
Tell your Dbest friend Blake you think his motheEr is hot (his mother is hot)
DrinkinAg Jose all day parF#mty in here
DmYou drink mad beers
Every Dnight I pray Eto God that you Anever reproduF#mce
The Dlast thing thaEt we need on this Aearth is someoF#mne like you
It's Dnot high school, Eman, you grAaduated six F#myears ago
               D   E(hold)              
Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag
A(douche, douche, douche, douche, dDouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E(douche, douche, douche, douche, dF#mouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
A(douche, douche, douche, douche, dDouchebag)
You will always be a douchebag
E(douche, douche, douche, douche, dF#mouchebag)
ADude! (Dude!)
F#mI'm not your Dbro
(I'm not your bro)
ADude! (Dude!)
F#mI'm not your bDro-o-o-o
ADude! (Dude!)
F#mI'm not your bDro
(I'm not your bro)
ADude! (Dude!)
F#mI'm not your bDro-o-Dmo-o 
end on A

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Douchebag

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F#m

A D

Hey dude, we get it, you're cooler than us

E F#m

You drove your father's El Camino while we all took the bus

A D

There was a time, there was a place when you meant something to me

E F#m

But time has shown and now I know that we were wrong and you will always be

prick

A fake, your parents' greatest mistake

E F#m

You're the height of all douche-baggery, it's too much to take

A D

But damn you look so cool in steel-point shoes

E F#m

And when you've got so much ed hardy it must be hard for you to choose

D E A F#m

Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got

D E A F#m

Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot

D E A F#m

Of your high school where you graduated six years ago

D E

(hold)

Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag

A D

(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

E F#m

(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

A D

(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

E F#m

(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

A D

Hey bro, we get it, your style is sick

E F#m

I know cause you went shirtless in your profile pic

A D

You took it off while at a party to show your tattoos

E F#m

At the beer pong table where you never lose

D E A F#m

Cause you're your own biggest fan and the only one you've got

D E A F#m

Nobody think it's cool when you peel out in the parking lot

D E A F#m

Of your high school where you graduated six years ago

D E

(hold)

Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag

A D

(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

E F#m

(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

A D

(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

E F#m

(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

A F#m

There's a nine in ten chance you've got a tribal tattoo

D E

Girl says damn that boy can dance, now he's a rival to you

A F#m

Hit the beach but never swim wearing jeans in the gym

D E

In to every club you go it's fourloko, fourloko

A F#m

Take a protein shake with a jager bomb shot

D E

Tell your best friend Blake you think his mother is hot (his mother is hot)

A F#m

Drinking Jose all day party in here

You drink mad beers

D E A F#m

Every night I pray to God that you never reproduce

D E A F#m

The last thing that we need on this earth is someone like you

D E A F#m

It's not high school, man, you graduated six years ago

D E

(hold)

Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag

A D

(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

E F#m

(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

A D

(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

You will always be a douchebag

E F#m

(douche, douche, douche, douche, douchebag)

Dude! (Dude!)

F#m D

I'm not your bro

(I'm not your bro)

Dude! (Dude!)

F#m D

I'm not your bro-o-o-o

Dude! (Dude!)

F#m D

I'm not your bro

(I'm not your bro)

Dude! (Dude!)

F#m D Dm

I'm not your bro-o-o-o

end on A

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