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[Intro]
   A     E     D     A       Ex2
[Verse 1]
AYou may have to rescue me from Elimestone quarries frequently
Those Dcorporate stunt shows you attend - you'll Anever get asked Eback again
Say Ahello spinal curvature, Eget used to the mirthless furniture
DNow we've kissed I've written this list, I Athought you ought to Eknow
[Chorus]
  AThem's the vagaries, them's the vagaries
  EThem's the vagaries, them's the vagaries
  DThem's the vagaries, them's the vagaAriesE  
[Verse 2]
Well I'll Anot sit backwards on the train 
I can't Esay I'll always flush the chain
And what DI call pleasure you may call pain A- I'm talking five day Etests
  APrepare to lose your dignity Eas I ride to victory
  DDown the aisles at Tesco wearing Anothing much at Eall
[Solo]
   A     E     D     A        Ex2
[Middle 8]
BmAncient pack horse Gbridges we'll EavoidA  
BmMarijuana Gbores must be destF#7royed
[Verse 3]
ABin men, thin men, lexicographers, Esquid yes, not so octopus
  DEgg sandwiches on coach trips in June A- I simply won't be Ethere
  ANo way joke shop excrement, Edon't say the lightshow's excellent
  DIt makes you smell of the laboratory instead of a Afan of the Eband
[Verse 4]
Oh ABrit Pop, turquoise, chips with apricot, Esheepskin noseband, kids in Aldershot
  DYou point to finches in my yard and you ask A"what's them things Ethere?"
[Chorus]
  AThem's the aviaries, them's the aviaries
  EThem's the aviaries, them's the aviaries
  DAnd I've been saving these things just for AyouG  F  E  
For AyouG  F  E  
For AyouG  F  E  
For Ayou G  F  E  A  

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Thems The Vagaries

by Half Man Half Biscuit

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Chords in this song · guitar

F#7

[Intro]

A E D A E

[Verse 1]

A E

You may have to rescue me from limestone quarries frequently

D A E

Those corporate stunt shows you attend - you'll never get asked back again

A E

Say hello spinal curvature, get used to the mirthless furniture

D A E

Now we've kissed I've written this list, I thought you ought to know

[Chorus]

Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries

D A E

Them's the vagaries, them's the vagaries

[Verse 2]

Well I'll not sit backwards on the train

I can't say I'll always flush the chain

D A E

And what I call pleasure you may call pain - I'm talking five day tests

A E

Prepare to lose your dignity as I ride to victory

D A E

Down the aisles at Tesco wearing nothing much at all

[Solo]

A E D A E

[Middle 8]

Bm G E A

Ancient pack horse bridges we'll avoid

Bm G F#7

Marijuana bores must be destroyed

[Verse 3]

A E

Bin men, thin men, lexicographers, squid yes, not so octopus

D A E

Egg sandwiches on coach trips in June - I simply won't be there

A E

No way joke shop excrement, don't say the lightshow's excellent

D A E

It makes you smell of the laboratory instead of a fan of the band

[Verse 4]

A E

Oh Brit Pop, turquoise, chips with apricot, sheepskin noseband, kids in Aldershot

D A E

You point to finches in my yard and you ask "what's them things there?"

[Chorus]

Them's the aviaries, them's the aviaries

D A G F E

And I've been saving these things just for you

A G F E

For you

A G F E

For you

A G F E A

For you

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