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BBubble permBsus4, ever since your Bbubble permBsus4  
I've gone ex-direBctoryBsus4, just in case you Bneed me.Bsus4  
BSwivel chairBsus4, in your leather Bswivel chairBsus4  
You can turn your Bback on meBsus4; leave me in the Bout tray.Bsus4  
She's the Bmain man in the Eoffice in the city
And she F#treats me like I'm just another Blackey
But I can put a tennis racquet Eup against my face
And preF#tend that I am Kendo NagaBsaki.
BExecutiveBsus4, think you're all exeBcutiveBsus4  
But I can still upsBet you with Bsus4Millican and BNesbitt.Bsus4  
BAcumenBsus4, loads of business BacumenBsus4  
But can you reBmember when Bsus4you would die for BFlintlock?Bsus4  
BMary, oh EMary - F#quite ordiBnary
Tell me how Edoes your C F#D Collection Bgrow?
With Sade and EWhitney, VanF#dross and T'BPau,
Everything's EAOF#R.
She's the Bmain man in the Eoffice in the city
And she F#treats me like I'm just another Blackey
But I can put a tennis racquet Eup against my face
And preF#tend that I am Kendo NagaBsaki.
She's the Bmain man in the Eoffice in the city
I reF#member though when she was reading BJackie
But I can put a tennis racquet Eup against my face
And preF#tend that I am Kendo NagaBsaki.

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Everythings Aor

by Half Man Half Biscuit

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Bsus4

B Bsus4 B Bsus4

Bubble perm, ever since your bubble perm

B Bsus4 B Bsus4

I've gone ex-directory, just in case you need me.

B Bsus4 B Bsus4

Swivel chair, in your leather swivel chair

B Bsus4 B Bsus4

You can turn your back on me; leave me in the out tray.

B E

She's the main man in the office in the city

F# B

And she treats me like I'm just another lackey

But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face

F# B

And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

B Bsus4 B Bsus4

Executive, think you're all executive

B Bsus4 B Bsus4

But I can still upset you with Millican and Nesbitt.

B Bsus4 B Bsus4

Acumen, loads of business acumen

B Bsus4 B Bsus4

But can you remember when you would die for Flintlock?

B E F# B

Mary, oh Mary - quite ordinary

E F# B

Tell me how does your C D Collection grow?

E F# B

With Sade and Whitney, Vandross and T'Pau,

E F#

Everything's AOR.

B E

She's the main man in the office in the city

F# B

And she treats me like I'm just another lackey

But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face

F# B

And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

B E

She's the main man in the office in the city

F# B

I remember though when she was reading Jackie

But I can put a tennis racquet up against my face

F# B

And pretend that I am Kendo Nagasaki.

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