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GOh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass
And there's no Dway you're gonna slow it Emdown
You say we Cgotta treasure each Gmoment
Who knows how Dlong we're gonna be aBround
Yeah you Ckeep on telling me Glife is short
And it's Bhard to disagree with what you Csay
But if Gtime is so precious, why ya Dwasting mine
Cause I'm Calways reading, Always deleting
CEvery useless piece of garbage that you Dsend my way
Every Gstupid hoax
All those Bmcorny jokes
Stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme
Well I dGon't need tons of cringe inBmducing puns
Stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme
No it Emisn't ok if you Bm7brighten my day 
With some Ccut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark DpoD6etrDy
And I dGidn't request a persoBm7nality test
Stop fCorwarding D- that crap to me
 G-  Bm-  C- D  
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...
DYou're sending Gvirus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments 
to Devery single person you Emknow
You're Cpassing round a link to Gsome dumb thing on YouTube
That Deverybody else already Bsaw three years ago
And Cwacky badly GPhotoshopped billboards
were B7never that amusing to Cme
And I Gjust can't believe you beBm7lieve those urban legends
But I Chave high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes
CAnd debunk that crazy junk you're spewing DconsD6tantDly
No I Gdon't want a bowl of Chicken Bm7Soup for the Soul
Stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme
Send more Gtop 10 lists and I'll Bm7slash my wrists
Please stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme
Well I'm Emsorry I can't accept your Bmparanoid rant
And I don't Cwant the Neiman Marcus cookie DreD6cipDe
Won't you Gkindly refrain, cause it's Bm7hurting my brain
Stop Cforwarding... that crap to me
AmLike glittery hearts and unicorns and Dpictures of somebody's cat
Now tell me Amin what alternate reality would I Dcare about something like that?
And by the way your Emquotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin
Mr. BmRogers never fought the Viet Cong
And Bill CGates is never gonna give me something for nothing
And I Ahighly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me
AIf I don't pass your letter along...
AWell now I Gknow you're wishing 
I'll Bm7sign your petition
But stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme
And I don't want to Gread your series 
Of conBm7spiracy theories
Just stop fCorwarding that crap to Dme
And your Emtwo million loser friends
All Bmhave my address now
Cause you Cnever figured out the way to DB D6C  DC
Now I gGotta insist
Take me Emoff of your list
Stop fCorwarding-D- that crap to meG  
                               G   G- G/F#  
Stop forwarding that crap to me
                              Em   Em- Em/D  
Stop forwarding that crap to me
CStop forwarding that Dcrap to me
(repeats)
 C-  D- G  
Ahhhhhhh....

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Stop Forwarding That Crap To Me

by "Weird Al" Yankovic

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Bm7

G/F#

Em/D

Oh the sand keeps falling through the hourglass

D Em

And there's no way you're gonna slow it down

C G

You say we gotta treasure each moment

D B

Who knows how long we're gonna be around

C G

Yeah you keep on telling me life is short

B C

And it's hard to disagree with what you say

G D

But if time is so precious, why ya wasting mine

Cause I'm always reading, Always deleting

C D

Every useless piece of garbage that you send my way

Every stupid hoax

All those corny jokes

C D

Stop forwarding that crap to me

G Bm

Well I don't need tons of cringe inducing puns

C D

Stop forwarding that crap to me

Em Bm7

No it isn't ok if you brighten my day

C D D6 D

With some cut and pasted hackneyed Hallmark poetry

G Bm7

And I didn't request a personality test

C D

Stop forwarding - that crap to me

G Bm C D

- - -

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh...

D G

You're sending virus-laden bandwidth-hogging attachments

D Em

to every single person you know

C G

You're passing round a link to some dumb thing on YouTube

D B

That everybody else already saw three years ago

C G

And wacky badly Photoshopped billboards

B7 C

were never that amusing to me

G Bm7

And I just can't believe you believe those urban legends

But I have high hopes someone will point you toward Snopes

C D D6 D

And debunk that crazy junk you're spewing constantly

G Bm7

No I don't want a bowl of Chicken Soup for the Soul

C D

Stop forwarding that crap to me

G Bm7

Send more top 10 lists and I'll slash my wrists

C D

Please stop forwarding that crap to me

Em Bm

Well I'm sorry I can't accept your paranoid rant

C D D6 D

And I don't want the Neiman Marcus cookie recipe

G Bm7

Won't you kindly refrain, cause it's hurting my brain

Stop forwarding... that crap to me

Am D

Like glittery hearts and unicorns and pictures of somebody's cat

Am D

Now tell me in what alternate reality would I care about something like that?

And by the way your quotes from George Carlin aren't really George Carlin

Mr. Rogers never fought the Viet Cong

And Bill Gates is never gonna give me something for nothing

And I highly doubt some dead girl is gonna kill me

If I don't pass your letter along...

A G

Well now I know you're wishing

Bm7

I'll sign your petition

C D

But stop forwarding that crap to me

And I don't want to read your series

Bm7

Of conspiracy theories

C D

Just stop forwarding that crap to me

And your two million loser friends

All have my address now

C D D6 D

Cause you never figured out the way to B C C

Now I gotta insist

Take me off of your list

C D G

Stop forwarding-- that crap to me

G G G/F#

Stop forwarding that crap to me

Em Em Em/D

Stop forwarding that crap to me

C D

Stop forwarding that crap to me

(repeats)

C D G

- -

Ahhhhhhh....

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