Now playing

Cold Cold Christmas

Chords

3.33 votes

Listen

YouTubeYouTube SpotifySpotify AppleApple Music

Emajor

90BPM

Lyrics & ChordsClick chords to see diagrams

Intro  EX4
EI want a cold cold AChristmas
I hope it's 20 Ebelow
Let a winter storm bury Aall that's warm
In a bone-chilling blanket of Bsnow
EThought you would love me Aforever
Turns out you wanted to Epart
BNow I want a cold cold AChristmas
To go with your cold cold Eheart
Oh I want a cold cold Christmas
One that's bitter and barren and bleak
Where the weather's foul and the west winds howl
And the sun doesn't shine for a week
You hung up my heart like a stocking
Then went and stuffed it with coal
Now I want a cold cold Christmas
To gnaw at the depths of your soul
I'll be alone this Christmas
You'd think it would cut like a knife
But I'm numb inside cause a part of me's died
From the frostbite you spread on my life
[Spoken]
Darlin', Christmas with you, I used to love it so
We'd trade presents and kiss beneath the mistletoe
I said I loved you, and you said you loved me too
Remember, I said I loved you, and you said you loved me too?
Those days are over now but I still want you to know
Even though I'm not the one you'll be kissin' beneath that mistletoe
I'll be thinking of you every minute on this day of love and cheer
And every minute of every other day of the year
I'm serious.
So cold that it pierces your body
So cold that it hurts every breath
In fact I wouldn't mind if you woke up to find
Your new man had frozen to death
So go have a cold cold Christmas
A blustery landscape of pain
Though I'm warm in my skin
I'm still snowed in
By the blizzard that fell in my brain
Only a week until New Year
That's when I'll make a new start
But first comes a cold cold Christmas
To go with your cold cold heart
... your frozen, nasty heart

All chords in this song (3)

🎸 Tips from players

Got a tip for playing this song — capo position, easier chords, strumming? Be the first to share one.

Chord Book

670,000+ free guitar chords · free-chords.com

Cold Cold Christmas

by Stephen Colbert

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Intro X4

E A

I want a cold cold Christmas

I hope it's 20 below

Let a winter storm bury all that's warm

In a bone-chilling blanket of snow

E A

Thought you would love me forever

Turns out you wanted to part

B A

Now I want a cold cold Christmas

To go with your cold cold heart

Oh I want a cold cold Christmas

One that's bitter and barren and bleak

Where the weather's foul and the west winds howl

And the sun doesn't shine for a week

You hung up my heart like a stocking

Then went and stuffed it with coal

Now I want a cold cold Christmas

To gnaw at the depths of your soul

I'll be alone this Christmas

You'd think it would cut like a knife

But I'm numb inside cause a part of me's died

From the frostbite you spread on my life

[Spoken]

Darlin', Christmas with you, I used to love it so

We'd trade presents and kiss beneath the mistletoe

I said I loved you, and you said you loved me too

Remember, I said I loved you, and you said you loved me too?

Those days are over now but I still want you to know

Even though I'm not the one you'll be kissin' beneath that mistletoe

I'll be thinking of you every minute on this day of love and cheer

And every minute of every other day of the year

I'm serious.

So cold that it pierces your body

So cold that it hurts every breath

In fact I wouldn't mind if you woke up to find

Your new man had frozen to death

So go have a cold cold Christmas

A blustery landscape of pain

Though I'm warm in my skin

I'm still snowed in

By the blizzard that fell in my brain

Only a week until New Year

That's when I'll make a new start

But first comes a cold cold Christmas

To go with your cold cold heart

... your frozen, nasty heart

About Cold Cold Christmas Chords by Stephen Colbert

Learn how to play Cold Cold Christmas by Stephen Colbert with free guitar chords, lyrics, and interactive chord diagrams. Search for “Cold Cold Christmas chords”, “Cold Cold Christmas guitar chords”, or “Stephen Colbert Cold Cold Christmas chords” and you will find this page — transpose to any key, tap chords for diagrams, and use auto-scroll while you play. Perfect for beginners looking for easy Cold Cold Christmas chords and for experienced players who want accurate Cold Cold Christmas lyrics and chords in one place. Common chords in this song include E, A, B.

FAQ — Cold Cold Christmas by Stephen Colbert

How do I play "Cold Cold Christmas" by Stephen Colbert on guitar?

Open the free chords for "Cold Cold Christmas" by Stephen Colbert on Free Chord Book. Tap any chord to see its diagram, use transpose to change the key, and turn on auto-scroll to play hands-free.

Are the chords for "Cold Cold Christmas" by Stephen Colbert free?

Yes. The chords for "Cold Cold Christmas" by Stephen Colbert are 100% free on Free Chord Book — no sign-up required.

Can I transpose "Cold Cold Christmas" to a different key?

Yes. Use the transpose buttons on the song page to shift "Cold Cold Christmas" up or down by half-steps so it matches your vocal range or capo position.

Can I see chord diagrams for "Cold Cold Christmas"?

Yes. Tap any chord in "Cold Cold Christmas" to instantly see an interactive guitar chord diagram with alternate fingerings.

Is "Cold Cold Christmas" easy to play on guitar?

Many players learn "Cold Cold Christmas" by Stephen Colbert with our free chords. Use transpose and chord diagrams to simplify tricky shapes, and browse related songs by Stephen Colbert below.

What key is "Cold Cold Christmas" in?

The chords for "Cold Cold Christmas" show the original chord names (including E, A, B). Use transpose to move the song into any key that fits your voice or capo.