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The Town Crotch

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Original Chords: M_pony
Drop D, Capo 3
The Dseniors threw a party down the Gend of Dutton Road
 DIt was almost cold enough to Gsnow
 EmNone of us could drive then so we Bmhad to get a ride
In the Cback of someone's GG-TA7O
 DShe was in the keg line with a Gyellow plastic cup
 DIt was like I'd never seen a girl beGfore
 EmPuffy leather jacket and a Bmhealthy head of hair
With the Chair she was Gsix foot A7four
       Bb  Bdim(x2313x)              C  C#dim(xx2323) 
 I recognized.. her face.. right away
[chorus]
She was the town Dcrotch
She was good to go aGnytime
She was the town Dcrotch
But I loved her like shGe was mine
There's a lAot of things I don't remember nGow
But I remember the town G/CcrotchG  D  
I remember the town G/CcrotchG  D  
I Dhad a pint of So Co in the Gpocket of my coat
 DYou can hardly taste the alcoGhol
 EmWatched her from a distance but I Bmnever said a word
I was Cyoung and I Gfelt so smaA7ll
 BbI was nBdimo one thenC, who was IC#dim?
[repeat chorus]
 G/CWe stood around and Gdrank a lot and Dleaned against the cars
 G/CTried to beat the GWinter, made it Djust under the wire
 G/CWe got drunk and loGud under a Dthousand million stars
 G/CSomeone played Steve GMiller, someone A7set some stuff on fire
The Dcops came by to bust us so we Gleft the beer and ran
My Dhead hurt and I couldn't find my Gride
She Empulled up in a Gremlin and she Bmrolled the window down
She said "CHey kid, Gget insA7ide".
 BbThen she asBdimked my naCme and drove me hC#dimome
She was the town Dcrotch
She was good to go aGnytime
She was the town Dcrotch
But I loved her like shGe was mine
There's a lAot of things I don't remember nGow
But I remember the town G/CcrotchG  D  
I remember the town G/CcrotchG  D  
I remember the town G/CcrotchG  D  
G/C(x32033)        G  D  

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The Town Crotch

by Jonathan Coulton

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 3 (as written in this song)

Chords in this song · guitar

Bdim

C#dim

G/C

Original Chords: M_pony

Drop D, Capo 3

D G

The seniors threw a party down the end of Dutton Road

D G

It was almost cold enough to snow

Em Bm

None of us could drive then so we had to get a ride

C G A7

In the back of someone's G-TO

D G

She was in the keg line with a yellow plastic cup

D G

It was like I'd never seen a girl before

Em Bm

Puffy leather jacket and a healthy head of hair

C G A7

With the hair she was six foot four

Bb Bdim C C#dim

(x2313x) (xx2323)

I recognized.. her face.. right away

[chorus]

She was the town crotch

She was good to go anytime

She was the town crotch

But I loved her like she was mine

A G

There's a lot of things I don't remember now

G/C G D

But I remember the town crotch

G/C G D

I remember the town crotch

D G

I had a pint of So Co in the pocket of my coat

D G

You can hardly taste the alcohol

Em Bm

Watched her from a distance but I never said a word

C G A7

I was young and I felt so small

Bb Bdim C C#dim

I was no one then, who was I?

[repeat chorus]

G/C G D

We stood around and drank a lot and leaned against the cars

G/C G D

Tried to beat the Winter, made it just under the wire

G/C G D

We got drunk and loud under a thousand million stars

G/C G A7

Someone played Steve Miller, someone set some stuff on fire

D G

The cops came by to bust us so we left the beer and ran

D G

My head hurt and I couldn't find my ride

Em Bm

She pulled up in a Gremlin and she rolled the window down

C G A7

She said "Hey kid, get inside".

Bb Bdim C C#dim

Then she asked my name and drove me home

She was the town crotch

She was good to go anytime

She was the town crotch

But I loved her like she was mine

A G

There's a lot of things I don't remember now

G/C G D

But I remember the town crotch

G/C G D

I remember the town crotch

G/C G D

I remember the town crotch

G/C G D

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