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Statistician Blues
Todd Snider
AThey say 3 percent of the people use 5 to D6 percent of their brAain
97 percent use 3 percent and the rB7est goes down the drEain
I'll neAver know which one I am but I'll bDet you my last diAme
9D9 percent think with A3 percent 100 peErcent of the tiAme
64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot
82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not
I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt
I need another double shot of something 90 proof
I got too much to think about
DToo much to thAink about
DToo much to fiAgure out
DStuck bEetween F#mhope and douDbt
It's tAoo much to thEink abAout
They say 92 percent of everything you learned in school was just bullshit you'll never need
84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed
Because 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success
Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population
Drinks to an alarming excess
More money, more stress
It's too much to think about
Too much to figure out
Stuck between hope and doubt
It's too much to think about
Pick it now
84 percent of all statisticians truly hate their jobs
They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs
There's this little bank not far from here I've been watching now for a while
Lately all I can think about's how bad I wanna go out in style
And it's too much to think about
Too much to figure out
Stuck between hope and doubt
It's too much to think about
That's right
It's too much to think about
Amen
It's too much to think about
Mmm hmmm
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Statisticians Blues

by Todd Snider

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F#m

Statistician Blues

Todd Snider

A D A

They say 3 percent of the people use 5 to 6 percent of their brain

B7 E

97 percent use 3 percent and the rest goes down the drain

A D A

I'll never know which one I am but I'll bet you my last dime

D A E A

99 percent think with 3 percent 100 percent of the time

64 percent of all the world's statistics are made up right there on the spot

82.4 percent of people believe 'em whether they're accurate statistics or not

I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt

I need another double shot of something 90 proof

I got too much to think about

D A

Too much to think about

D A

Too much to figure out

D E F#m D

Stuck between hope and doubt

A E A

It's too much to think about

They say 92 percent of everything you learned in school was just bullshit you'll never need

84 percent of everything you got you bought to satisfy your greed

Because 90 percent of the world's population links possessions to success

Even though 80 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent of the population

Drinks to an alarming excess

More money, more stress

It's too much to think about

Too much to figure out

Stuck between hope and doubt

It's too much to think about

Pick it now

84 percent of all statisticians truly hate their jobs

They say the average bank robber lives within say about 20 miles of the bank that he robs

There's this little bank not far from here I've been watching now for a while

Lately all I can think about's how bad I wanna go out in style

And it's too much to think about

Too much to figure out

Stuck between hope and doubt

It's too much to think about

That's right

It's too much to think about

Amen

It's too much to think about

Mmm hmmm

sm1353

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