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Petty Sessions
Half Man Half Biscuit
CI stick me big nose in
When I go out
Sealed-off car park
GWhat’s it all about?
I like an altercation with a member of staff
“That was a ten pound Cnote!”
CI ring up Dial-A-Pizza
I ring up Dial-A-PGizza
CI riC7ng up Dial-A-PFizza
GAnd say that’s not how I wouCld spell “Hawaiian”
CFacebook Mum
YouTube Dad
Sea Bass, Man Bag
GFifty quid to Chad
Would the congregation like to rise and sing
Hymn number C252
CHere come the Barmy Army
They’re absolutely Gcrazy
CBart, C7Elvis and the Fbaby
GKill, kill, kill, stab murdCer and despatch.

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Petty Sessions

by Half Man Half Biscuit

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Petty Sessions

Half Man Half Biscuit

I stick me big nose in

When I go out

Sealed-off car park

What’s it all about?

I like an altercation with a member of staff

“That was a ten pound note!”

I ring up Dial-A-Pizza

C C7 F

I ring up Dial-A-Pizza

G C

And say that’s not how I would spell “Hawaiian”

Facebook Mum

YouTube Dad

Sea Bass, Man Bag

Fifty quid to Chad

Would the congregation like to rise and sing

Hymn number 252

Here come the Barmy Army

They’re absolutely crazy

C C7 F

Bart, Elvis and the baby

G C

Kill, kill, kill, stab murder and despatch.

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