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DYou're sort of famous, A minor celebriAty,
And so it only makes sense, the world would Embe
Obsessed with every single thing Gyou do
DThey're running 'round with their camcorders in the Anight,
They're lurking patiently and hopin' that they just Emmight
See something real embarrassing Gyou do
The Embad hair day and Gsweat-stained T-shirt,
DThat's the story that Athey're gonna feature
EmWith exclusive pics of your Gflabby behind,
You think you're Aall alone but that's right when you'll find...
A bunch of Dpaparazzi poppin' outta nowhere,
ACameras in your face And then suddenEmly-y-yy
You're on TMGZ-e-ee You're on TMDZ
DFollowing you when you're walking down the sAtreet
And askin' stupid questions while you're tryin' Emto eat
So you cover your face thinking to yourGself:
"Hey, isn't this creepy?"
DAnd they're out there praying you'll have a big meltAdown
And take 'em on a little car chase through this whole Emtown
They'll be there with you when you're going to jail,
GFirst on the scene for every wardrobe fail
EmYou just picked up Gsome transvestite,
DSeconds later, it's Aup on the website
EmGet a Vegas wedding, Ga quickie divorce,
And they'll be Asneaking in, snappin' pictures of course
And if they Dever catch you pickin' your nose or
AStumblin' down the street on a drunken sEmpree-e-ee
You're on TMGZ-ee
DStalkin' you, just waiting by your front door
ATrailin' you through airport securiEmty-y-yy,
They're with TMGZ
They're with TMDZ
(Spoken) D, A, Em, G  
"We caught this Oscar nominee...picking up dog poo!"
"Is that a baby bump?"
"I pronounce her guilty...of leaving the house while fat!"
"Look who's drinking coffee!!"
"Everything celebrities do is fascinating!"
Oh, lemme tell ya it's Emgettin' to the point where
A faGmous person can't
Even Dget a DUI,
or go Aon a racist rant
Those Emguys are all around
So you rGeally shouldn't dare
Goin' to eDvery club in town
If you've lAost your underwear...
Seems that Devery single time a star decides to
AShave their head or ram their car into a Emtree-e-ee,
They're on TMGZ-e-ee
DIf they catch you peein' in the bushes,
ALater on that night, well I guaranEmtee-e-ee
You're on TMGZ-e-ee, You're on TMDZ
You're on TMAZ
Every single celebriEmty-y-yy,
Knows they're gonna Gbe-e-ee, They're on TMDZ

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Tmz

by "Weird Al" Yankovic

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D A

You're sort of famous, A minor celebrity,

And so it only makes sense, the world would be

Obsessed with every single thing you do

D A

They're running 'round with their camcorders in the night,

They're lurking patiently and hopin' that they just might

See something real embarrassing you do

Em G

The bad hair day and sweat-stained T-shirt,

D A

That's the story that they're gonna feature

Em G

With exclusive pics of your flabby behind,

You think you're all alone but that's right when you'll find...

A bunch of paparazzi poppin' outta nowhere,

A Em

Cameras in your face And then suddenly-y-yy

G D

You're on TMZ-e-ee You're on TMZ

D A

Following you when you're walking down the street

And askin' stupid questions while you're tryin' to eat

So you cover your face thinking to yourself:

"Hey, isn't this creepy?"

D A

And they're out there praying you'll have a big meltdown

And take 'em on a little car chase through this whole town

They'll be there with you when you're going to jail,

First on the scene for every wardrobe fail

Em G

You just picked up some transvestite,

D A

Seconds later, it's up on the website

Em G

Get a Vegas wedding, a quickie divorce,

And they'll be sneaking in, snappin' pictures of course

And if they ever catch you pickin' your nose or

A Em

Stumblin' down the street on a drunken spree-e-ee

You're on TMZ-ee

Stalkin' you, just waiting by your front door

A Em

Trailin' you through airport security-y-yy,

They're with TMZ

D A Em G

(Spoken) , , ,

"We caught this Oscar nominee...picking up dog poo!"

"Is that a baby bump?"

"I pronounce her guilty...of leaving the house while fat!"

"Look who's drinking coffee!!"

"Everything celebrities do is fascinating!"

Oh, lemme tell ya it's gettin' to the point where

A famous person can't

Even get a DUI,

or go on a racist rant

Those guys are all around

So you really shouldn't dare

Goin' to every club in town

If you've lost your underwear...

Seems that every single time a star decides to

A Em

Shave their head or ram their car into a tree-e-ee,

They're on TMZ-e-ee

If they catch you peein' in the bushes,

A Em

Later on that night, well I guarantee-e-ee

G D

You're on TMZ-e-ee, You're on TMZ

You're on TMZ

Every single celebrity-y-yy,

G D

Knows they're gonna be-e-ee, They're on TMZ

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