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Song: Dick In A Box
[Chords are]
 Dm7(000211) ,  E7(020100) and  Am(002210)
Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Dm7Girl you know we've been toE7gether such a lAmong long time
(Such a long time)
    Dm7And now I'm E7ready   to Amlay it on the line
Dm7Wow, you know it's E7Christmas and my Amheart is open wide
(Open wide)
Dm7Gonna give you E7something so you know what's Amon my mind
(What's on my mind)
   Dm7A gift real E7special,
So Amtake off the top
take a look inDm7side
   E7It's my dick in a Ambox
   (It's in a box)
Dm7Not gonna get you a E7diamond ring
AmThat sort of gift don't mean anything
Dm7Not gonna get you a E7fancy car
AmGirl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star
Dm7Not gonna get you a E7house in the hills
A Amgirl like you needs somethin' real
Dm7Wanna get you somethin' E7from the heart
AmSomethin' special girl
                     Dm7 (let ring)
   It's my dick in a box
   E7My dick in a Ambox babe
   It's my dick in a Dm7box
   E7Ooh, my dick in a Ambox girl
See I'm Dm7wise enough to E7know
When a gift needs Amgivin', and I got just the one
Dm7Somethin' to E7show ya that you are Amsecond to none
To all the Dm7fellas out there with E7ladies to impress
It's Ameasy to do just follow these steps:
Dm71, cut a E7hole in a box
Am2, put your junk in that box
Dm73, make her E7open the box
AmAnd that's the way you do it
N.C.
It's my dick in a box
My dick in a Ambox babe
It's my dick in a Dm7box
OoE7h, my dick in a Ambox girl
Dm7Christmas, E7dick in a box
AmHanukkah, dick in a box
Dm7Kwanzaa, a E7dick in a box
AmEvery single holiday a dick in a box
Dm7Over at your parents' house, a E7dick in a box
AmMid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Dm7Backstage at the CME7A's, a dick in a Ambox, yeah yeah yeah
[Outro]
     Dm7  E7My dick in a box
     AmMy dick in a box
     Dm7  E7My dick in a box
Am

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Dick In A Box

by The Lonely Island

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Dm7

Song: Dick In A Box

[Chords are]

Dm7 E7 Am

(000211) , (020100) and (002210)

Hey girl

I got somethin' real important to give you

So just sit down and listen

Dm7 E7 Am

Girl you know we've been together such a long long time

(Such a long time)

Dm7 E7 Am

And now I'm ready to lay it on the line

Dm7 E7 Am

Wow, you know it's Christmas and my heart is open wide

(Open wide)

Dm7 E7 Am

Gonna give you something so you know what's on my mind

(What's on my mind)

Dm7 E7

A gift real special,

So take off the top

Dm7

take a look inside

E7 Am

It's my dick in a box

(It's in a box)

Dm7 E7

Not gonna get you a diamond ring

That sort of gift don't mean anything

Dm7 E7

Not gonna get you a fancy car

Girl, ya gotta know you're my shinin' star

Dm7 E7

Not gonna get you a house in the hills

A girl like you needs somethin' real

Dm7 E7

Wanna get you somethin' from the heart

Somethin' special girl

Dm7 (let ring)

It's my dick in a box

E7 Am

My dick in a box babe

Dm7

It's my dick in a box

E7 Am

Ooh, my dick in a box girl

Dm7 E7

See I'm wise enough to know

When a gift needs givin', and I got just the one

Dm7 E7 Am

Somethin' to show ya that you are second to none

Dm7 E7

To all the fellas out there with ladies to impress

It's easy to do just follow these steps:

Dm7 E7

1, cut a hole in a box

2, put your junk in that box

Dm7 E7

3, make her open the box

And that's the way you do it

N.C.

It's my dick in a box

My dick in a box babe

Dm7

It's my dick in a box

E7 Am

Ooh, my dick in a box girl

Dm7 E7

Christmas, dick in a box

Hanukkah, dick in a box

Dm7 E7

Kwanzaa, a dick in a box

Every single holiday a dick in a box

Dm7 E7

Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box

Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box

Dm7 E7 Am

Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box, yeah yeah yeah

[Outro]

Dm7 E7

My dick in a box

Dm7 E7

My dick in a box

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