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Photoshop Handsome

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(N.B. when playing bass notes, if there is a "slash" chord, play the note after 
the slash (such as Ab/ C- the bass note is C)
Intro 
B,    Ab,    Dbmaj9/Bb,    Dbsus2/Bb  
Chords repeat similarly in verses (plus additions noted below)
Verse 1
I will gain an extra life, when I get the high score. 
You could respawn anywhere… 
I am one with the furniture, more inanimate than amateur 
Like a television set! / Gangrene knuckle Amaj7announced so audibly! 
I will boost my attention span; soon my clock will have a minute hand 
You’ve become a smithereen! 
I’m watching that foxhound frolic on the abattoir floor, 
Up in heaven it’s symmetrical oh 
Chorus 1
DbAirbrush! 
Ab/                                             C   E  
What have you done with my father?
GbWhy does he look like a carving?Bbm  
EbHow do I live in the present?E  
EbI make my own density 
DbAnd Ah-Ah-Ah! 
Ab/                                      C  E  
Who did your Photoshop handsome?
You ready Gbfor reincarnation? Bbm  
Gotta come bEback as something organic,E  
Or comEbe back as something else! 
Verse 2 (Same chords as Verse 1)
Just come back as something else! 
More dollar! Less scholar! Less time! 
My teeth dazzle like an igloo wall, I inhabit, I inhibit y'all! 
Can you operate alone? 
Chest pumped elegantly elephantine, 
Southern hemisphere by Calvin Klein
Watch your dorsal fin collapse! / I know nothing about my hiAmaj7story! 
I put a rainforest in an Oxo cube!
Struck by lightning if I take the tube! 
Thank your chromosomes for that 
I have skin like a waxen peel, and a face that I can never feel but 
Chorus 2
DbAirbrush! 
Ab/                                              C   E  
What have you done with my landscape?
GbFlooding the fields with this clone shape?Bbm  
EbWhere is the country you died for?E  
And what Ebis the century 
DbAnd Ah-Ah-Ah! 
Ab/                                      C  E  
Who did your Photoshop handsome?
You ready Gbfor reincarnation? Bbm  
Gotta come bEback as something less franticE  
You gotta banish tEbhat army of panicA  
Gotta come bAack as something organic
Bridge
Come back as something organic (x5)
Or come back as something else! 
(Verse chords)
I will gain an extra life (x3)
I will gain an extra… 
A
Db,    Ab/C,    E,   Gb,   Bbm,   Eb,   E,    Eb(x2)
Chorus 1
DbAirbrush! 
Ab/                                             C   E  
What have you done with my father?
GbWhy does he look like a carving?Bbm  
EbHow do I live in the present?E  
EbI make my own density 
DbAnd Ah-Ah-Ah! 
Ab/                                      C  E  
Who did your Photoshop handsome?
You ready Gbfor reincarnation? Bbm  
Gotta come bEback as something organic,E  
Or comEbe back as something else!Db  

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Photoshop Handsome

by Everything Everything

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

Dbmaj9

Dbsus2

Amaj7

Bbm

(N.B. when playing bass notes, if there is a "slash" chord, play the note after

Ab C

the slash (such as / - the bass note is C)

Intro

B Ab Dbmaj9 Bb Dbsus2 Bb

, , /, /

Chords repeat similarly in verses (plus additions noted below)

Verse 1

I will gain an extra life, when I get the high score.

You could respawn anywhere…

I am one with the furniture, more inanimate than amateur

Amaj7

Like a television set! / Gangrene knuckle announced so audibly!

I will boost my attention span; soon my clock will have a minute hand

You’ve become a smithereen!

I’m watching that foxhound frolic on the abattoir floor,

Up in heaven it’s symmetrical oh

Chorus 1

Airbrush!

Ab C E

What have you done with my father?

Gb Bbm

Why does he look like a carving?

Eb E

How do I live in the present?

I make my own density

And Ah-Ah-Ah!

Ab C E

Who did your Photoshop handsome?

Gb Bbm

You ready for reincarnation?

Eb E

Gotta come back as something organic,

Or come back as something else!

Verse 2 (Same chords as Verse 1)

Just come back as something else!

More dollar! Less scholar! Less time!

My teeth dazzle like an igloo wall, I inhabit, I inhibit y'all!

Can you operate alone?

Chest pumped elegantly elephantine,

Southern hemisphere by Calvin Klein

Amaj7

Watch your dorsal fin collapse! / I know nothing about my history!

I put a rainforest in an Oxo cube!

Struck by lightning if I take the tube!

Thank your chromosomes for that

I have skin like a waxen peel, and a face that I can never feel but

Chorus 2

Airbrush!

Ab C E

What have you done with my landscape?

Gb Bbm

Flooding the fields with this clone shape?

Eb E

Where is the country you died for?

And what is the century

And Ah-Ah-Ah!

Ab C E

Who did your Photoshop handsome?

Gb Bbm

You ready for reincarnation?

Eb E

Gotta come back as something less frantic

Eb A

You gotta banish that army of panic

Gotta come back as something organic

Bridge

Come back as something organic (x5)

Or come back as something else!

(Verse chords)

I will gain an extra life (x3)

I will gain an extra…

Db Ab C E Gb Bbm Eb E Eb

, /, , , , , , (x2)

Chorus 1

Airbrush!

Ab C E

What have you done with my father?

Gb Bbm

Why does he look like a carving?

Eb E

How do I live in the present?

I make my own density

And Ah-Ah-Ah!

Ab C E

Who did your Photoshop handsome?

Gb Bbm

You ready for reincarnation?

Eb E

Gotta come back as something organic,

Eb Db

Or come back as something else!

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