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EbmThere is a boy in a C#band 
who is friends with my Ebmex-boyfriends
high school friend, C#Christian
A very nice Ebmgentleman.C#  
EbmHe seems to know me
but C#I can't remember him
Fmgood god forgive me,
I'm C#out of my elementF#  C#  
And I C#can't seem to them all Fmstraight
I've forgC#otten which people I lAbike
and which people I Ebhate and I'm waiting
for C#someone to shake me and Fmsay:
FmHey bitch, your wC#ish is my comFmmand.
FmJust smile and C#nod we'll under
F#Standing infront of the C#sink 
I believe I've been tF#ricked 
into thinking I'm C#sick when I'm actually F#generous.C#  
F#No use expecting the C#worst
let the thing run its F#course
and in time you'll look C#back thinking
God, how F#hilarious!C#  
And I C#can't seem to keep them all Fmstraight.
I've fC#orgotten which ones I should Abskip
and which ones I should Ebtake and I'm waiting
for C#someone to shake me and Fmsay:
FmHey bitch! Don't C#quit
You're almost Fmthere.
Dont give up C#now make friends F#instead
of going C#out go home iF#nstead of going C#down
go back to Fmbed
instrumental:   Fm   C#  
F#There is a man on the C#phone
Who's convinced I'm F#alone
And I try to C#convince the poor guy 
that it's F#way too late.C#  
F#He seems to like me 
but I C#can't relate I would lFmike to get closer
But CC#hrist all the time it takes.F#  C#  
And I C#can't seem to keep myself Fmstraight
I've C#forgotten which feelings to Abshow
and which feelings to Ebfake and I'm waiting
for C#someone to shake me and Fmsay:
FmHEY BITCH! Nice C#tits!
You're broke but Fmthen 
you're rich in C#love.
You're great in F#bed!
You'll see the wC#orld 
You'll knock 'em F#dead.
And all the C#thick books that you've F#read
will count for C#nothing in the Fmend. F#  

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Straight Hey Bitch

by Amanda Palmer

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Ebm

Ebm C#

There is a boy in a band

Ebm

who is friends with my ex-boyfriends

high school friend, Christian

Ebm C#

A very nice gentleman.

Ebm

He seems to know me

but I can't remember him

good god forgive me,

C# F# C#

I'm out of my element

C# Fm

And I can't seem to them all straight

C# Ab

I've forgotten which people I like

and which people I hate and I'm waiting

C# Fm

for someone to shake me and say:

Fm C# Fm

Hey bitch, your wish is my command.

Fm C#

Just smile and nod we'll under

F# C#

Standing infront of the sink

I believe I've been tricked

C# F# C#

into thinking I'm sick when I'm actually generous.

F# C#

No use expecting the worst

let the thing run its course

and in time you'll look back thinking

F# C#

God, how hilarious!

C# Fm

And I can't seem to keep them all straight.

C# Ab

I've forgotten which ones I should skip

and which ones I should take and I'm waiting

C# Fm

for someone to shake me and say:

Fm C#

Hey bitch! Don't quit

You're almost there.

C# F#

Dont give up now make friends instead

C# F# C#

of going out go home instead of going down

go back to bed

Fm C#

instrumental:

F# C#

There is a man on the phone

Who's convinced I'm alone

And I try to convince the poor guy

F# C#

that it's way too late.

He seems to like me

C# Fm

but I can't relate I would like to get closer

C# F# C#

But Christ all the time it takes.

C# Fm

And I can't seem to keep myself straight

C# Ab

I've forgotten which feelings to show

and which feelings to fake and I'm waiting

C# Fm

for someone to shake me and say:

Fm C#

HEY BITCH! Nice tits!

You're broke but then

you're rich in love.

You're great in bed!

You'll see the world

You'll knock 'em dead.

C# F#

And all the thick books that you've read

C# Fm F#

will count for nothing in the end.

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