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The Bad Touch

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[Intro]
(Drums)
| N.C. | % | % | % |
| N.C. | % | % | % |
I'd appreciate your input
|  Am|  C|  G|  F|
|  Am|  C|  G|  F|
[Verse 1]
AmSweat baby sweat baby Csex is a Texas drought
Me and you Gdo the kind of stuff that only Fprince would sing about
So put your Amhands down my pants and I'll Cbet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm GSiskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're Fgetting two thumbs up
You've had eAmnough of two-hand touch you want it Crough you're out of bounds
I want you Gsmothered want you covered like my Fwaffle house hashbrowns
Come quicker than fedAmex never reach an apex just like coca-cola Cstock you are inclined
To make me Grise an hour early just like Fdaylight savings time
Do it now
[Chorus]
AmYou and me baby ain't Cnothin' but mammals
So lets Gdo it like they do on the disFcovery channel (Do it again now)
AmYou and me baby ain't Cnothin' but mammals
So lets Gdo it like they do on the disFcovery channel (Get horny now!)
[Bridge]
|  Am|  C|  G|  F|
|  Am|  C|  G|  F|
[Interlude]
|  Am|  C|  G|  F|
|  Am|  C|  G|  F|
[Verse 2]
AmLove the kind you clean up Cwith a mop and bucket
Like the Glost catacombs of Egypt only FGod knows where we stuck it
HieroAmglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be Cdown in your south seas
But I got this Gnotion that the motion of your ocean means small Fcraft advisory
So if I capsAmize on your thighs high tide, b5 you Csunk my battleship
Please turn me Gon I'm mister coffee with an Fautomatic drip
So show me Amyours I'll show you mine tool time you'll CLovett just like Lyle
And then well Gdo it doggy style so we can Fboth watch x-files
[Chorus]
AmYou and me baby ain't Cnothin' but mammals
So lets Gdo it like they do on the disFcovery channel (Do it again now)
AmYou and me baby ain't Cnothin' but mammals
So lets Gdo it like they do on the disFcovery channel (Get horny now!)
[Bridge]
|  Am|  C|  G|  F|
|  Am|  C|  G|  F|
(Key + Voc only!)
[Chorus] 
AmYou and me baby ain't Cnothin' but mammals
So lets Gdo it like they do on the disFcovery channel (Do it again now)
AmYou and me baby ain't Cnothin' but mammals
So lets Gdo it like they do on the disFcovery channel (Get horny now!)
[Chorus]
AmYou and me baby ain't Cnothin' but mammals
So lets Gdo it like they do on the disFcovery channel (Do it again now)
AmYou and me baby ain't Cnothin' but mammals
So lets Gdo it like they do on the disFcovery channel (Get horny now!)
[Outro]
|  Am|  C|  G|  F|
|  Am|  C|  G|  F|
|  Am|  C|  G|  F|
|  Am|  C|  G|  F|
(fade)

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A minor

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The Bad Touch

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The Bad Touch

by Bloodhound Gang

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Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

(Drums)

| N.C. | % | % | % |

I'd appreciate your input

Am C G F

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Am C G F

| | | | |

[Verse 1]

Am C

Sweat baby sweat baby sex is a Texas drought

G F

Me and you do the kind of stuff that only prince would sing about

Am C

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts

G F

Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert and you're getting two thumbs up

Am C

You've had enough of two-hand touch you want it rough you're out of bounds

G F

I want you smothered want you covered like my waffle house hashbrowns

Am C

Come quicker than fedex never reach an apex just like coca-cola stock you are inclined

G F

To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time

Do it now

[Chorus]

Am C

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

G F

So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now)

Am C

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

G F

So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)

[Bridge]

Am C G F

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Am C G F

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[Interlude]

Am C G F

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Am C G F

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[Verse 2]

Am C

Love the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket

G F

Like the lost catacombs of Egypt only God knows where we stuck it

Am C

Hieroglyphics? let me be specific I wanna be down in your south seas

G F

But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean means small craft advisory

Am C

So if I capsize on your thighs high tide, b5 you sunk my battleship

G F

Please turn me on I'm mister coffee with an automatic drip

Am C

So show me yours I'll show you mine tool time you'll Lovett just like Lyle

G F

And then well do it doggy style so we can both watch x-files

[Chorus]

Am C

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

G F

So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now)

Am C

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

G F

So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)

[Bridge]

Am C G F

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Am C G F

| | | | |

(Key + Voc only!)

[Chorus]

Am C

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

G F

So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now)

Am C

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

G F

So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)

[Chorus]

Am C

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

G F

So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Do it again now)

Am C

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals

G F

So lets do it like they do on the discovery channel (Get horny now!)

[Outro]

Am C G F

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Am C G F

| | | | |

Am C G F

| | | | |

Am C G F

| | | | |

(fade)

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