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The Toy by Bob Kevoian on Bob and Tom Show
Key G  
Verse 1:
GMy baby don't want fancy things.  CNo diamonds, furs, or limousines
GShe just wants mDy lovin all the time.
GWhen I'm at work, she still wants more, Cthere is one thing she's beggin for
Gto fill the void Dwhen I'm not by her Gside.
Chorus
CA multi function jumbo dong,  Gwaterproof 12 inches long 
A7with a G spot stimulator and a sDuction cup to attach to the table
CVibroshaft, rotating beads, Gcyberskin with 7 speeds
A7the Cadillac of hand held rubber Gwangs.
Verse 2:
GSo i went down to the sex boutique, Cto find the toy that's so unique
GThat takes my place when DI'm not by her side.
GAnd there I found much to my shock, hCer lifelike toy was out of stock
GSo I asked the cDlerk to show me what he Ghad.
Chorus 2:
Che had remote controlled vibrating thongs, Gmulitcolored double dongs
A7A g spot stimulator that Dkind of looked like a miner's helmet
CA backdoor buddy, a latex fist,  Gthat's right I said a latex fist
A7and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half Goff.
Verse 3:
GAnd there it was, it caught my eye, Cbehind the fist and spanish fly
GIt was the one Dshe wanted all along
GI drove back down to her place and Cfound my best friend on her face
GI shoved that latex toy Dwhere the sun don't Gshine.
Chorus
It was a mulCti function jumbo dong,  Gwaterproof 12 inches long 
A7with a G spot stimulator and a Dsuction cup to attach to the table
CVibroshaft, rotating beads, cGyberskin with 7 speeds
A7that SOB will never be the sDame
CHe won't forget this love affair.  TGhat toy's still in his derriere
A7And now I wish I'd bought that latex Gfist.

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The Toy

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The Toy by Bob Kevoian on Bob and Tom Show

Key

Verse 1:

G C

My baby don't want fancy things. No diamonds, furs, or limousines

G D

She just wants my lovin all the time.

G C

When I'm at work, she still wants more, there is one thing she's beggin for

G D G

to fill the void when I'm not by her side.

Chorus

C G

A multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long

A7 D

with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table

C G

Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds

A7 G

the Cadillac of hand held rubber wangs.

Verse 2:

G C

So i went down to the sex boutique, to find the toy that's so unique

G D

That takes my place when I'm not by her side.

G C

And there I found much to my shock, her lifelike toy was out of stock

G D G

So I asked the clerk to show me what he had.

Chorus 2:

C G

he had remote controlled vibrating thongs, mulitcolored double dongs

A7 D

A g spot stimulator that kind of looked like a miner's helmet

C G

A backdoor buddy, a latex fist, that's right I said a latex fist

A7 G

and a rack of 4 inch weiners, marked half off.

Verse 3:

G C

And there it was, it caught my eye, behind the fist and spanish fly

G D

It was the one she wanted all along

G C

I drove back down to her place and found my best friend on her face

G D G

I shoved that latex toy where the sun don't shine.

Chorus

C G

It was a multi function jumbo dong, waterproof 12 inches long

A7 D

with a G spot stimulator and a suction cup to attach to the table

C G

Vibroshaft, rotating beads, cyberskin with 7 speeds

A7 D

that SOB will never be the same

C G

He won't forget this love affair. That toy's still in his derriere

A7 G

And now I wish I'd bought that latex fist.

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