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  Intro {D,G,D,G}
EveDryone knows marijGuana's dangerous.
MedDical pot is reaGlly strong.
That's wDhy it's so hard in CGalifornia,
to gDet your weed card,
unlGess something's reDally wrongG.   {D,G,D,G}
GoDnna pay a visit Gto my doctor. 
ItD's a long shot but I goGtta try. 
She haDnds me a list of aGll the illnesses DI can have to qGualify. 
                                 A(A)
Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.
A GoveDrnment suGpply to get leDgally hGigh. 
   REFRAIN:
 WEmeed card,  Athat's what I nDeed 
harGdly ever OEmK alwAays but iDt's not an
aGddiction cause Emmy doctor gave Ame,
        D
 Aprescription.
{G,D,G}
Verse: {D,G,D,G}
 YDou can get your card for haGving headaches, bDad dreams, or aGnxiety, 
esDpecially for drugs or alcGohol, anoDrexia or obGesity. 
Too fDat too tGhin either wDay you wGin.
HDeart dome syndrome, coGlor blindness st-Dstuduring, t-Gtooth decay.
FatDigue, depression, moGtion sickness, imDpotence, or TGMJ. 
                                      A(A)
 You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your mother f***in turrets. 
It's a drDeam come tGrue, there's nothing Dpot can't Gdo. 
   REFRAIN:
 WEmeed card,  Athat's what I nDeed 
harGdly ever OEmK alwAays but iDt's not an
aGddiction cause Emmy doctor gave Ame,
        D
 Aprescription. {G,D,G}
 Break it down now, DmGot back pain need Mary Jane,
  {Dm}
 cant handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache, 
   {Dm}
gotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.
 Get fAm***ed up for your hyperhidrosis,
 which is swFmajeaty palms in case you need a diagnosis!
 It's nDot a crGime, it's worth tDwenty tGimes.
REFRAIN:
 WEmeed card,  Athat's what I nDeed 
harGdly ever OEmK alwAays but iDt's not an
aGddiction cause Emmy doctor gave Ame,
        D
 Aprescription.

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Weed Card

by Garfunkel and Oates

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Fmaj

D G D G

Intro {,,,}

D G

Everyone knows marijuana's dangerous.

D G

Medical pot is really strong.

D G

That's why it's so hard in California,

to get your weed card,

G D G

unless something's really wrong. {D,G,D,G}

D G

Gonna pay a visit to my doctor.

D G

It's a long shot but I gotta try.

D G D G

She hands me a list of all the illnesses I can have to qualify.

A A

()

Can't believe what I am reading, this is just what I've been needing.

D G D G

A Government supply to get legally high.

REFRAIN:

Em A D

Weed card, that's what I need

G Em A D

hardly ever OK always but it's not an

G Em A

addiction cause my doctor gave me,

prescription.

G D G

{,,}

D G D G

Verse: {,,,}

D G D G

You can get your card for having headaches, bad dreams, or anxiety,

D G D G

especially for drugs or alcohol, anorexia or obesity.

D G D G

Too fat too thin either way you win.

D G D G

Heart dome syndrome, color blindness st-studuring, t-tooth decay.

D G D G

Fatigue, depression, motion sickness, impotence, or TMJ.

A A

()

You can smoke to quit cigarettes or asthma or your mother f***in turrets.

D G D G

It's a dream come true, there's nothing pot can't do.

REFRAIN:

Em A D

Weed card, that's what I need

G Em A D

hardly ever OK always but it's not an

G Em A

addiction cause my doctor gave me,

A G D G

prescription. {,,}

Break it down now, Got back pain need Mary Jane,

{}

cant handle this need cannabis gotta stomach ache,

{}

gotta wake and bake, got an injury need THC.

Get f***ed up for your hyperhidrosis,

Fmaj

which is sweaty palms in case you need a diagnosis!

D G D G

It's not a crime, it's worth twenty times.

REFRAIN:

Em A D

Weed card, that's what I need

G Em A D

hardly ever OK always but it's not an

G Em A

addiction cause my doctor gave me,

prescription.

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