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Hey all the people out there. This is my first tab so just bear with me. This is my own
version of she thinks my tractors sexy. This song is really easy even all beginners can
learn this simple song so here it is
Tuning: EADGBE
Capo on 3rd fret
Intro
ARoberts on the couch playing x-box
Then his mom comes in and tells him to get off
DSo he goes outside and plays with his doAg
AEarly every morning when the sun comes up
He goes in the house to get washed up
DThen he comes outside with a paper Emcup
Chorus
Robert thinks Dutches is sAexy
EIt really turns him oAn
He's always staring at him
Emwhile he's jerking his dAog
DHe likes the way DuAtches looks at hEmim 
when he's laying doEmwn
He even tDhinks his tAan is broEwn
DRobert's the only onAe who Emreally uAnderstands what dogs Dare 
EmRobert thinks Dutches is seAxy
2nd Verse
AEvery night Robert sits outside
Wishing and hoping for a bite
DWalking his dog and eating frAies
Dand then he a way to take him hoAme
Repeat Chorus
Then it goes like this
EmRobert aint into thing appropriate
So he lays on his ass and eats some chips
EmRobert thinks Dutches is
Robert thinks Dutches is
Repeat the chorus
Then thats the end of the song.I hope you enjoy it

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Robert Thinks Dutches Is Sexy

by Brian McComas

Lyrics & chords · Original key · Capo on fret 3 (as written in this song)

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Hey all the people out there. This is my first tab so just bear with me. This is my own

version of she thinks my tractors sexy. This song is really easy even all beginners can

learn this simple song so here it is

Tuning: EADGBE

Capo on 3rd fret

Intro

Roberts on the couch playing x-box

Then his mom comes in and tells him to get off

D A

So he goes outside and plays with his dog

Early every morning when the sun comes up

He goes in the house to get washed up

D Em

Then he comes outside with a paper cup

Chorus

Robert thinks Dutches is sexy

E A

It really turns him on

He's always staring at him

Em A

while he's jerking his dog

D A Em

He likes the way Dutches looks at him

when he's laying down

D A E

He even thinks his tan is brown

D A Em A D

Robert's the only one who really understands what dogs are

Em A

Robert thinks Dutches is sexy

2nd Verse

Every night Robert sits outside

Wishing and hoping for a bite

D A

Walking his dog and eating fries

D A

and then he a way to take him home

Repeat Chorus

Then it goes like this

Robert aint into thing appropriate

So he lays on his ass and eats some chips

Robert thinks Dutches is

Repeat the chorus

Then thats the end of the song.I hope you enjoy it

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