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Chokin' the Gopher
intro
C  F  C
CI've been swimming in a pool of goldfish
FPretending thGey're piraCnha
FSleeping with a girl named Katie
PretGending her Fname is Donna
Would you lGike to know what I'm doiFng
In my shGack out in the wFoods
I can't tell you, but it's something feels so 
gGood
I'm choking the gCopherC/G,   
FI'm slamming the hCamC/G  
FI'm pounding the rCocket, 
Fflogging the doClphin
Oh yes I Gam!
I'm choking the gCopher, C/G  
Fchalking the cCueC/G  
FI'm spanking the Cmonkey
And I'm thFinking 'bout yCou
same thing for second verse
between that and female part
C F G G
I'm juicing the maCngo, C/G  
FI'm flipping the swiCtch,C/G  
FI'm orbiting VCenus 
and I dFon't need a C*enis 
To be one sexed up *Gitch!
I'm gilding the liCly, C/G  
FI'm taming the shrCew,C/G  
FI'm saucing the CtacoC/G  
FAnd I'm not thinking 'bout Cyou!
C F C
I'm smacking the cracker, C/G  
FI'm attacking PerCuC/G  
FI'm choking the gophCerC/G  
FAnd I'm thinking 'bout yCou
FI'm choking the gophCerC/G  
FAnd I'm thinking 'bout yCou

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Chokin The Gopher

by Pat McCurdy

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C/G

Chokin' the Gopher

intro

C F C

I've been swimming in a pool of goldfish

F G C

Pretending they're piranha

Sleeping with a girl named Katie

G F

Pretending her name is Donna

G F

Would you like to know what I'm doing

G F

In my shack out in the woods

I can't tell you, but it's something feels so

good

C C/G

I'm choking the gopher,

F C C/G

I'm slamming the ham

F C

I'm pounding the rocket,

F C

flogging the dolphin

Oh yes I am!

C C/G

I'm choking the gopher,

F C C/G

chalking the cue

F C

I'm spanking the monkey

F C

And I'm thinking 'bout you

same thing for second verse

between that and female part

C F G G

C C/G

I'm juicing the mango,

F C C/G

I'm flipping the switch,

F C

I'm orbiting Venus

F C

and I don't need a *enis

To be one sexed up *itch!

C C/G

I'm gilding the lily,

F C C/G

I'm taming the shrew,

F C C/G

I'm saucing the taco

F C

And I'm not thinking 'bout you!

C F C

C/G

I'm smacking the cracker,

F C C/G

I'm attacking Peru

F C C/G

I'm choking the gopher

F C

And I'm thinking 'bout you

F C C/G

I'm choking the gopher

F C

And I'm thinking 'bout you

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