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the notes that I have as chords. it's easy to pick up on if you listen for it. 
Intro riff:
E-11b12-| (repeat  Alot)
EAhhh...sBweet yC#outh G#  A  
The joys oG#f beF#coming a F#teG#enaF#ge prEostitute 
EOr in my caBse a bC#looG#d-cArazC#ed BglaBdiC#atoBr F#  E  
Til I got sEtuck on this planet and got D#hooked 
on the weed and the Ecrack and the booze and the piBlls and the speed 
And the Esex and the mud and blD#ood and the shit 
LC#et's all go and hBit 
ENitro-buErning fC#unny bEong 
EJust one Ehit, your lC#ife goes wErong 
ENitro-bEurning C#funny bEong 
EAnother sEtupid C#stoner sEong 
Fat and lame 
The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed  
By a bong, and a schlong 
Yes now we have all seen how things can go wrong  
Now my brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased 
Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees 
A swarm of narcotics could get me through this 
My manager's gonna be pissed 
I'm talkin' 'bout the
Nitro-burning funny bong 
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong 
Nitro-burning funny bong
EOh, can you tBake it 
EOh, do a mBonster
EOh, can you dBeal with it? 
B (palm mute)
We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys 
E B C# G# A G# F# F# G# F# E
E(gBuiC#tar G#2 AreG#peaBt BthC#rouBgh F#neExt verse until "I'm sucking...")
ENow I'm oD#ld 
ETrapped in my cell as I cBultivate mold 
EIn the twilight of my years 
C#I am still a drug aBddict 
EI'm sucking all night long on a tBen foot bong 
EMoistened with lotion, 
C#wrapped in a saBrong. YEou know I live like a kBing 
But I act like a faC#ggotB  
EOnce was a warrior, nD#ow just a sponge 
EHigh all the time got a dBick like a muskellunge 
EMy glorious destiny D#it turned to shit 
C#Can I get another hBit? 
From the nitro-burning funny bong 
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong 
Nitro-burning funny bong
Oh, can you take it? 
Oh, do a monster 
Oh, can you deal with it?
We won't respect you unless you get high with the
ENitro-buErning fC#unny bEong
ENitro-buErning fC#unny bEong
ENitro-buErning fC#unny bEong 
ENitro-buErning fC#unny bEong
BNitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
Nitro-burning funny bong
EOh, can you tD#ake Bit 
EOh, do a moD#nster
B C# B G# F# E

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Nitro Burning Funny Bong

by GWAR

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

the notes that I have as chords. it's easy to pick up on if you listen for it.

Intro riff:

E A

-11b12-| (repeat lot)

E B C# G# A

Ahhh...sweet youth

G# F# F# G# F# E

The joys of becoming a teenage prostitute

E B C# G# A C# B B C# B F# E

Or in my case a blood-crazed gladiator

E D#

Til I got stuck on this planet and got hooked

E B

on the weed and the crack and the booze and the pills and the speed

E D#

And the sex and the mud and blood and the shit

C# B

Let's all go and hit

E E C# E

Nitro-burning funny bong

E E C# E

Just one hit, your life goes wrong

E E C# E

Nitro-burning funny bong

E E C# E

Another stupid stoner song

Fat and lame

The claws have been clipped and the tigers been tamed

By a bong, and a schlong

Yes now we have all seen how things can go wrong

Now my brains filled with bees and my cock is diseased

Laden with pus it hangs well past my knees

A swarm of narcotics could get me through this

My manager's gonna be pissed

I'm talkin' 'bout the

Nitro-burning funny bong

E B

Oh, can you take it

E B

Oh, do a monster

E B

Oh, can you deal with it?

B (palm mute)

We won't respect you unless you get high with the boys

E B C# G# A G# F# F# G# F# E

E B C# G# A G# B B C# B F# E

(guitar 2 repeat through next verse until "I'm sucking...")

E D#

Now I'm old

E B

Trapped in my cell as I cultivate mold

In the twilight of my years

C# B

I am still a drug addict

E B

I'm sucking all night long on a ten foot bong

Moistened with lotion,

C# B E B

wrapped in a sarong. You know I live like a king

C# B

But I act like a faggot

E D#

Once was a warrior, now just a sponge

E B

High all the time got a dick like a muskellunge

E D#

My glorious destiny it turned to shit

C# B

Can I get another hit?

From the nitro-burning funny bong

Nitro-burning funny bong

Oh, can you take it?

Oh, do a monster

Oh, can you deal with it?

We won't respect you unless you get high with the

E E C# E

Nitro-burning funny bong

E E C# E

Nitro-burning funny bong

E E C# E

Nitro-burning funny bong

E E C# E

Nitro-burning funny bong

E D# B

Oh, can you take it

E D#

Oh, do a monster

B C# B G# F# E

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