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[Intro]
Dm
[Verse 1]
DmWe've conquered Paris
But Amnever one heartA  
DmWe've killed millions
But Amnever kill itA  
DmWe don't do dancers
AmWe do Panzers
Oh, how we Dmache to complain
And Amfuck it up again
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh, A#years go by
FSee us try
AmSee uA#s cry
Fall two times
FGet up once
CBursting dreams
Like AmNeunundneunzig Luftballons
[Chorus]
A#Allemagne zero points
C(Three words so tender)
FGermany zero points
Dm(Unconditional surrender)
A#Allemagne zero points
AmAllemagne zero points
DmAllеmagne zero point
COh, Oh, Oh-Oh
A#Allemagnе zero points
C(All hail, all hail, ja!)
AGermany zero points
A#(Eternal failure)
A#Allemagne zero points
AmAllemagne zero points
DmAllemagne zero points
COh, Oh, Oh-oh
[Verse 2]
DmThough bad mistakes
We've Ammade a fewA  
DmIt's been no bed of roses
No Ampleasure crAuise
Though we've A#considered it a challenge
FBefore the human race
AStA#ill we're gonna losa
AStill we always lose
[Chorus]
A#Allemagne zero points
C(Three words so tender)
FGermany zero points
Dm(Unconditional surrender)
A#Allemagne zero points
AmAllemagne zero points
DmAllеmagne zero point
COh, Oh, Oh-Oh
A#Allemagnе zero points
C(All hail, all hail, ja!)
AGermany zero points
A#(Eternal failure)
A#Allemagne zero points
AmAllemagne zero points
DmAllemagne zero points
COh, Oh, Oh-oh
[Verse 3]
DmSad, sad, sad, sad, sad
And now we are so tragically sad
So masochistically sad
So A#overly ambisious Dmsad
DmBecause we long to fail
DmWe tend to suck
DmSo terribly bad
So A#mindelibly, teutonicly bad
[Chorus]
A#Allemagne zero points
C(Three words so tender)
FGermany zero points
Dm(Unconditional surrender)
A#Allemagne zero points
AmAllemagne zero points
DmAllеmagne zero point
COh, Oh, Oh-Oh
A#Allemagnе zero points
C(All hail, all hail, ja!)
AGermany zero points
A#(Eternal failure)
A#Allemagne zero points
AmAllemagne zero points
DmAllemagne zero points
COh, Oh, Oh-oh

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Allemagne Zero Points

by Jan Böhmermann

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A#m

[Intro]

[Verse 1]

We've conquered Paris

Am A

But never one heart

We've killed millions

Am A

But never kill it

We don't do dancers

We do Panzers

Oh, how we ache to complain

And fuck it up again

[Pre-Chorus]

Oh, years go by

See us try

Am A#

See us cry

Fall two times

Get up once

Bursting dreams

Like Neunundneunzig Luftballons

[Chorus]

Allemagne zero points

(Three words so tender)

Germany zero points

(Unconditional surrender)

Allemagne zero points

Allеmagne zero point

Oh, Oh, Oh-Oh

Allemagnе zero points

(All hail, all hail, ja!)

Germany zero points

(Eternal failure)

Allemagne zero points

Oh, Oh, Oh-oh

[Verse 2]

Though bad mistakes

Am A

We've made a few

It's been no bed of roses

Am A

No pleasure cruise

Though we've considered it a challenge

Before the human race

A A#

Still we're gonna losa

Still we always lose

[Chorus]

Allemagne zero points

(Three words so tender)

Germany zero points

(Unconditional surrender)

Allemagne zero points

Allеmagne zero point

Oh, Oh, Oh-Oh

Allemagnе zero points

(All hail, all hail, ja!)

Germany zero points

(Eternal failure)

Allemagne zero points

Oh, Oh, Oh-oh

[Verse 3]

Sad, sad, sad, sad, sad

And now we are so tragically sad

So masochistically sad

A# Dm

So overly ambisious sad

Because we long to fail

We tend to suck

So terribly bad

A#m

So indelibly, teutonicly bad

[Chorus]

Allemagne zero points

(Three words so tender)

Germany zero points

(Unconditional surrender)

Allemagne zero points

Allеmagne zero point

Oh, Oh, Oh-Oh

Allemagnе zero points

(All hail, all hail, ja!)

Germany zero points

(Eternal failure)

Allemagne zero points

Oh, Oh, Oh-oh

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