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[Intro]
Dm G C A Dm G C
[Verse 1]
FThe woman who pGossesses all the CtreasureAms
DmTo offer up a Etaste of carnal Ampleasures
DmThe woman who inEspires brutal pAmassions and enthralls
B7The woman’s sentimental above aEll
FRomantic promenGades and gentle CmurmursAm  
DmLove letters, Eserenades and pretty fAmlowers
DmAll the petty cErimes that her eyes Ampush us to fulfill
B7May move Eher, but sAmtill
G
[Chorus]
CNinety-five peGrcent of the time
CFucking bores her Eout of her mind
AmWhether she denEies it or speaks
AmIt’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks
CThe poor fools who Gthink otherwise
CWill be cuckolds all Eof their lives
FWhen it’s time to work the Cflesh
CShe is very Dmoften GdepresseAd
DmIf she hears no Gbeating hCeart
AmHer body will not play Dmthe GpaCrt
[Verse 2]
FOnly when she lGoves with tenderCness isAm  
DmShe sensitive Eto his gentle caAmresses
DmAlways so well dEisposed, enthusAmiastic and heroic
B7She’s bored to tears and doesn’t even knEow it
FWhen her desireGs are verging on CdemoniAmc
DmOr when her nyEmphomania becomes chroAmnic
DmThat’s when she gives her Eman
Who can hardly Ebelieve his lAmuck
B7One amaziEng fuckAm  
G
[Chorus]
CNinety-five peGrcent of the time
CFucking bores her Eout of her mind
AmWhether she denEies it or speaks
AmIt’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks
CThe poor fools who Gthink otherwise
CWill be cuckolds all Eof their lives
FWhen it’s time to work the Cflesh
CShe is very Dmoften GdepresseAd
DmIf she hears no Gbeating hCeart
AmHer body will not play Dmthe GpaCrt
[Verse 3]
FAll the “oh yeaGhs” the “mores” Cthe “give Amit to mes”
DmThat she cries Eout to simulate Amher swooning
DmAre simply chariEty, the holy anAmgel’s blissful sighs
B7Are actually nothing more than Epious lies
FTheir only use Git to convince hCer beauAm, yeah
DmThat he’s the Emost amazing Romeo, yeAmah
DmSo this pretentious coEck,
Stupidly peErched on her backAmside
B7Will not Elose his pAmride
G
[Chorus]
CNinety-five peGrcent of the time
CFucking bores her Eout of her mind
AmWhether she denEies it or speaks
AmIt’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks
CThe poor fools who Gthink otherwise
CWill be cuckolds all Eof their lives
FWhen it’s time to work the Cflesh
CShe is very Dmoften GdepresseAd
DmIf she hears no Gbeating hCeart
AmHer body will not play Dmthe GpaCrt
[Verse 4]
FI hear the endlGess boasting sabCer rattleAms
DmOf those who tEake tours of CytAmhera’s castles
DmIt’s only becausEe you are so clAmumsy and inept in fact
B7That she keeps her composure so Eintact
FBut if you find Gthe bragging agCgravatiAmng
DmOf Mr. Watch-mEe-while-I’m-copulatingAm  
DmLadies, while on your bEack
Why don’t you Etake a little rAmest
B7And sing Eunder yAmour breath
G
[Chorus]
CNinety-five peGrcent of the time
CFucking bores her Eout of her mind
AmWhether she denEies it or speaks
AmIt’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks
CThe poor fools who Gthink otherwise
CWill be cuckolds all Eof their lives
FWhen it’s time to work the Cflesh
CShe is very Dmoften GdepresseAd
DmIf she hears no Gbeating hCeart
AmHer body will not play Dmthe GpaCrt

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Ninety-Five Percent

by Pierre de Gaillande

Lyrics & chords · Original key

Chords in this song · guitar

[Intro]

Dm G C A Dm G C

[Verse 1]

F G C Am

The woman who possesses all the treasures

Dm E Am

To offer up a taste of carnal pleasures

Dm E Am

The woman who inspires brutal passions and enthralls

B7 E

The woman’s sentimental above all

F G C Am

Romantic promenades and gentle murmurs

Dm E Am

Love letters, serenades and pretty flowers

Dm E Am

All the petty crimes that her eyes push us to fulfill

B7 E Am

May move her, but still

[Chorus]

C G

Ninety-five percent of the time

C E

Fucking bores her out of her mind

Am E

Whether she denies it or speaks

It’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks

C G

The poor fools who think otherwise

C E

Will be cuckolds all of their lives

F C

When it’s time to work the flesh

C Dm G A

She is very often depressed

Dm G C

If she hears no beating heart

Am Dm G C

Her body will not play the part

[Verse 2]

F G C Am

Only when she loves with tenderness is

Dm E Am

She sensitive to his gentle caresses

Dm E Am

Always so well disposed, enthusiastic and heroic

B7 E

She’s bored to tears and doesn’t even know it

F G C Am

When her desires are verging on demonic

Dm E Am

Or when her nymphomania becomes chronic

Dm E

That’s when she gives her man

E Am

Who can hardly believe his luck

B7 E Am

One amazing fuck

[Chorus]

C G

Ninety-five percent of the time

C E

Fucking bores her out of her mind

Am E

Whether she denies it or speaks

It’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks

C G

The poor fools who think otherwise

C E

Will be cuckolds all of their lives

F C

When it’s time to work the flesh

C Dm G A

She is very often depressed

Dm G C

If she hears no beating heart

Am Dm G C

Her body will not play the part

[Verse 3]

F G C Am

All the “oh yeahs” the “mores” the “give it to mes”

Dm E Am

That she cries out to simulate her swooning

Dm E Am

Are simply charity, the holy angel’s blissful sighs

B7 E

Are actually nothing more than pious lies

F G C Am

Their only use it to convince her beau, yeah

Dm E Am

That he’s the most amazing Romeo, yeah

Dm E

So this pretentious cock,

E Am

Stupidly perched on her backside

B7 E Am

Will not lose his pride

[Chorus]

C G

Ninety-five percent of the time

C E

Fucking bores her out of her mind

Am E

Whether she denies it or speaks

It’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks

C G

The poor fools who think otherwise

C E

Will be cuckolds all of their lives

F C

When it’s time to work the flesh

C Dm G A

She is very often depressed

Dm G C

If she hears no beating heart

Am Dm G C

Her body will not play the part

[Verse 4]

F G C Am

I hear the endless boasting saber rattles

Dm E Am

Of those who take tours of Cythera’s castles

Dm E Am

It’s only because you are so clumsy and inept in fact

B7 E

That she keeps her composure so intact

F G C Am

But if you find the bragging aggravating

Dm E Am

Of Mr. Watch-me-while-I’m-copulating

Dm E

Ladies, while on your back

E Am

Why don’t you take a little rest

B7 E Am

And sing under your breath

[Chorus]

C G

Ninety-five percent of the time

C E

Fucking bores her out of her mind

Am E

Whether she denies it or speaks

It’s not every day someone spreads opens her cheeks

C G

The poor fools who think otherwise

C E

Will be cuckolds all of their lives

F C

When it’s time to work the flesh

C Dm G A

She is very often depressed

Dm G C

If she hears no beating heart

Am Dm G C

Her body will not play the part

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