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  E    B(x4)
I do Enothing at Ball and let my Elegs go Bfizzy
I Edon’t do any Bgood turns, I Emight go Bdizzy
I’m a Ejet-foil Bskipper with a Enautical Bgrowl
EReprimanding Bon-tour Edrum techBnicians.
  E    B(x4)
We Estand round in Bbus queues and Edie in midBweek
And Eeven on Bclear days I Ecan’t see the Bpoint
But I Ewake up in Bplaces where Ejugglers have Bmates
And ESylvian and BFripp discuss Ewhippets.B  B  
  E    B(x4)
EPumped full of Bsmack and with Emore to inBject
ECome up and Bmeet the new Egenius eBlect
Who’s Eslumped in the Bcorner for Emaximum efBfect
Girl, he Eshould spend a Bweek being a ENordic ski Bwidow.C  
C  F  C  F G
C  F  C  G  C

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£2499 From Argos

by Half Man Half Biscuit

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E B

(x4)

E B E B

I do nothing at all and let my legs go fizzy

E B E B

I don’t do any good turns, I might go dizzy

E B E B

I’m a jet-foil skipper with a nautical growl

E B E B

Reprimanding on-tour drum technicians.

E B

(x4)

E B E B

We stand round in bus queues and die in midweek

E B E B

And even on clear days I can’t see the point

E B E B

But I wake up in places where jugglers have mates

E B E B B

And Sylvian and Fripp discuss whippets.

E B

(x4)

E B E B

Pumped full of smack and with more to inject

E B E B

Come up and meet the new genius elect

E B E B

Who’s slumped in the corner for maximum effect

E B E B C

Girl, he should spend a week being a Nordic ski widow.

C F C F G

C F C G C

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