Why Did My Dog Have To Die

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"Why Did My Dog Have To Die"
American Pie Parody
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075
G D Em
A long, long time ago,
Am C
I can still remember
Em D
when I got my very first blow job
Em Am
How my little pecker quivered
Em Am
With every tongue lap she delivered
C G Am
And when she licked my ball sack
C D
I couldn't hold my wad back
G D Em
I tried to stick it up her butt
Am C
but I split her ass and ripped her gut
G D Em
I knew I had to find a slut
C D G
The day my puppy died
D
And I was singin'....
[Chorus]
G C G D
why, why, did my dog have to die
G C G D
That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
G C G D
she'd get my pipe and slippers & she'd unzip my fly
Em Am Em D
Why did my dog have to die.
D
Everybody...
G C G D
why, why, did his dog have to die
G C G D
That retriever had a beaver that would never go dry
G C G D
she'd get his pipe and slippers then she'd unzip his fly
Em Am Em D
Why did his dog have to die.

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"Why Did My Dog Have To Die"
American Pie Parody
Artist: John Valby
Chords: Maniac1075
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Why Did My Dog Have To Die Chords · John Valby